The Prison Guard and the Huge Fat Stinky Penis
This has been trending in a lot of places all week. It’s about how jurors are sick of hearing about a Brooklyn corrections officer’s unusually large penis in a sex assault trial.
The jurors were visibly glum and, in some cases, exasperated Wednesday as prosecutors continued a second day of grilling accusers on the shape and odor of Lt. Eugenio Perez’s phallus — which the feds say is so distinctive, it helped them confirm the women’s stories.
“It was so big. I wanted to throw up,” a 50-year-old former inmate testified through a translator while explaining how Perez forced her to perform oral sex on him while he was working at the Metropolitan Detention Center in 2016.
Here’s the rest. Apparently, it’s also curved as well as stinky.
Netflix’s Gay Teen Comedy
This will be streaming on Netflix, June 8. I think it’s titled, Alex Strangelove.
High school senior Alex Truelove (Daniel Doheny) has it all – the grades, the girlfriend (Madeline Weinstein), and the motley crew of hilarious friends. Everything is smooth sailing until Alex shares that he’s decided to part ways with his virginity – and meets Elliott (Antonio Marziale), a sweet and confident gay boy who isn’t shy about his instant crush on Alex…who may or may not feel the same.
You can check that out, here. There’s a trailer.
Colton Haynes Files For Divorce
Prior to any divorce there’s usually a period of waiting, or trying to reconcile. Evidently, that’s not happening in this case. I hope they’re not rushing things. I don’t believe any marriage should be tossed aside until every single possibility to reconcile is explored.
In any event, things are done differently in Hollywood.
Colton Haynes has filed for divorce from his husband, Jeff Leatham, following six months of marriage.
Divorce papers obtained by TMZ cite “irreconcilable differences,” but do not list the separation date.
There’s not much more, but here’s a link. There’s a photo of Haynes taking a duck face selfie.