Man Claims She Choked To Death Giving Him Oral Sex; He Made Her Listen to Loud Gay Sex; Going Shirtless Always Works

Man Claims She Choked To Death Giving Him Oral Sex

This one is really out there. I would imagine there are scientific ways to determine this one.

A Florida man charged with murder in the asphyxiation death of his 60-year-old girlfriend is mounting an unusual defense that hinges entirely on his purportedly outsized male anatomy, which he now wants entered into evidence.

Richard Henry Patterson, 65, of Margate, was arrested in November 2015 on a charge of second-degree murder for allegedly choking to death 60-year-old Francisca Marguinez – a claim he never denied.

Here’s more. He claims it happened another way.

He Made Her Listen To Loud Gay Sex

This one resonated with me because I’ve seen things like this happen. I knew a Philadelphia Main Line attorney once who did things like this, and more. There was one New Year’s Eve party at his home where I looked at Tony and said I was never going back there again. And I didn’t.

“What Ms. Gagnon did not know, and could not possibly anticipate, is that the price she was asked to pay in exchange for this experience would require her to partake in the sexual predilections and illegal activity of her boss,” the lawsuit states.

It then alleges Seligman, whose clients include James Franco and Kirstin Dunst, forced Gagnon to work from his apartment one time so he could have his doctor come over and give him Botox injections. During the appointment, Seligman purportedly told the doctor, “I want your d— in my face” and “Oooooh you’re so sexy.” 

There’s more here. The allegations only devolve from here. I’m not going to judge this one because good jobs are hard to get.

Going Shirtless Always Works

I’m not judging this one either. I’ve used plenty of shirtless models on book covers for obvious reasons. I don’t always do that, but people like to objectify good looking men who aren’t wearing shirts. It’s become so common in our culture we don’t even think twice about it anymore.

One Direction’s Liam Payne is finally poised to release some solo material, following in the footsteps of every other member of the band.

He just posted a teaser of his upcoming single/video to Instagram — and when we say teaser, we mean it’s like 3 seconds of footage (albeit shirtless). 

You can check that out here. I also think photo shop has a great deal to do with the popularity of shirtless men.

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Trans Girl’s Penis Breaks and She Sues; The Buried Penis Syndrome; More On Buried Penis Syndrome

Trans Girl’s Penis Breaks and She Sues

This one is really out there. A transgender hooker was hired by some guy’s wife. The wife hired this hooker for her husband’s 60th birthday celebration. Because who doesn’t do that?

Unfortunately, the 60 year old guy had a heart attack while having sex with the trans hooker, and the trans hooker’s penis got stuck inside him and it broke. You can figure that one out in detail.

She said she called Miguel’s wife, Sylvia, who called the police and the ambulance. Jennifer was left mortified when “all the units in Miami” burst into the room, saying she only just managed to cover up with a sheet.

She said doctors managed to prise the pair apart but added “my penis was fractured.”

She had come on to the show to sue Sylvia for $US20,000 ($26,000).

There’s more here. I can’t even begin to speculate on this one.

The Buried Penis Syndrome

This one is from an interesting web site I’ve never seen before. It’s about guys who have this unusual issue with their penises.

“While not harmful, a ‘buried penis’ can be uncomfortable. As you have noted, the appearance of a buried penis can look like a turtle hiding its head in the buried shaft skin. One can be born with this condition with detachment of skin from the underlying penile shaft. Gaining weight will make it worse. Certain positions such as leaning over during biking can further bury the penis. One surgery, known among urologists as a ‘wacker tacker,’ can fix this condition. However, if it is just a buried penis, it is perfectly fine to live the rest of your life this way without surgery. But if it bothers you, go see your local urologist.” 

You can read more here.

More On Buried Penis Syndrome

Of course I had to google Buried Penis Syndrome. I didn’t know it existed. And I actually found a lot of information with just a simple search. This one is from WebMD.

A “hidden” or “buried” penis refers to a penile shaft that is buried below the surface of the penile skin and also to a partially or totally obscured penis. There are numerous causes of a hidden or a buried penis including congenital, obesity, aging with an overlying fold of abdominal fat and skin, a shortage of penile skin from chronic inflammation, or an overly aggressive circumcision.

Here’s the rest. There is a procedure that can correct this in most cases.


Study: Penis Size Does Matter; The Average Penis Size; The Best Dick Pics On the Internet

Study: Penis Size Does Matter

In the ongoing debate about whether or not penis size matters, here’s some new information.

The study explains: “Research indicates that women’s orgasm during penile–vaginal intercourse is influenced by fitness-related male partner characteristics, penis size is important for many women, and preference for a longer penis is associated with greater vaginal orgasm consistency.”

There’s more here. It’s SFW, too.

So, is bigger really that much better?

The Average Penis Size

Here’s a recent piece that discusses the average penis size.

In direct contrast to the article above…

Beyond bragging rights, “penis size is not terribly important to most partners’ sexual satisfaction,” Debby Herbenick, Ph.D., an associate professor at Indiana University and Kinsey Institute fellow, told the Daily News. “At either extreme there can be too little sensation for a receptive partner or intercourse may be too painful. But for the vast majority of men, penis size is not as relevant to satisfaction as some might think.”

The rest is here. So what’s the truth? I think it’s personal preference.

The Best Dick Pics On the Internet

As a rule, dick pics are awful. Dead birds at best, old hairless rats at the worst. But this article puts things in a different proverbial light.

The anonymous Tumblr user adds cartoon arms and expressions to his penis, making his dick pretty relatable. Throughout the blog he is seen enjoying a cup of coffee, watching TV, and getting into a few naughty encounters. This little guy is just hanging around, enjoying the best things in life. It’s amazing what a difference the black-and-white treatment makes.

Here’s the link. This one’s SFW as well.

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Penis Art Is Art, Too; Dude With Longest Penis On Earth; She Cut Off Her Lover’s Penis

Penis Art Is Art, Too

When I owned my art gallery in the late 90s here in New Hope, PA, I represented one adorable elderly woman artist with a thick German accent who focused strictly on penis art. She was amazing. She drew penises, painted penises, sculpted penises, and even designed soap penises. For her, it was all about the penis.

She was especially known for her gilded penises…which she referred to as her, “Golden Rod Series.” Her penis art came in all sizes, shapes and colors. Her work always sold for me, and to a variety of art clients who appreciated the male form, and she was never at a loss for inspiration. She truly made the most of her retirement years.

With that said, here’s a link to some interesting penis art on Etsy.

Here’s a link to Wiki Commons, titled “Erect Human Penis Art.” 

And here’s one called The Penis Art Gallery. 

These are just a few of several links out there, in case you’re interested. I found most of them fascinating.

Dude With Longest Penis On Earth

Here’s a recent story about the dude with the longest penis in the world.

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, has a penis measuring a colossal 18.9 inches when flaccid but has rejected the possibility of having a reduction.

He made headlines worldwide in 2015 after a video went viral showing him weighing his member to prove its authenticity.
You have to check him out here. The web site is SFW. And there is a twist to this story that I hate to reveal too soon. 
Evidently, this same dude has been promoting his penis a lot lately. In this article he claims his massive penis keeps him from working. There’s a video with this one, and you can see him walking down the street, with his penis swinging around…and you can see how he wraps his penis to keep himself comfortable. 
Again, there’s a twist to this story I’d rather not get into here on the blog. 
She Cut Off Her Lover’s Penis
This is recent news. It’s about a jilted woman who got so upset when her lover told her that he was marrying another woman she cut off his penis. 

She hatched a plot to stop him sleeping with the other woman by luring him to her home for kinky sex.

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But after blindfolding the 23-year-old guy, she grabbed a reaping hook and slashed off his penis.

Then she disappeared outside with it as her blood-drenched boyfriend wailed in excruciating pain.

There’s a twist to this one, too, much sadder than the one above. This took place in another country, and the guy was locked into an arranged marriage with no way out. So he didn’t even turn his girlfriend in. Instead, he claims that he cut off his penis on his own.

Now the girlfriend is facing attempted murder charges.

You can read the rest here. Unfortunately, doctors don’t think they’ll be able to reattach his penis.

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Another Broken Penis; Art: Subverting the Erect Penis; What Do Penis Pumps Do?

Another Broken Penis

There hasn’t been much penis news lately, but this sounds pretty serious. And it’s being reported in a lot of places.

Steven Horden, 37, from Gillingham, Kent, was having sex with girlfriend Kiera Diss, 38, when his penis ‘snapped in half’.

The poor guy had a four day hospital stay as a result.

Art: Subverting the Erect Penis
This isn’t your average penis news, and I’m not going to even try to parse it because I know I’ll get it wrong. And I don’t want to do that because I do think things like this put an interesting spin on the way we all relate and communicate through various forms of art. You have to look at this from and artistic POV. It’s an interview with a transgender artist/activist named niv Acosta.
Among your other ongoing projects are the Limp Phalluses and the Dickscape: Denim Couches series. Do you also see these as a subversion of dick culture?

Let’s talk about the subversion of the dick form. Let’s talk how the predominant image of a penis is an erect penis. A limp penis is very much one that carries a lot of femininity and is therefore tied to shame and pain. When I built those I was in a moment when I was thinking about packing because I thought maybe it would affirm my gender in a way that I hadn’t felt that I had present in my life yet, so I started looking into how to pack. 

You can read it all here in full. There are some interesting points made. One thing they mention is the closing of gay bars all over the world.

What Do Penis Pumps Do?

Here’s an article that challenges the theory that penis pumps actually enlarge penises. And, that medicare doesn’t cover them any longer. Admittedly, I don’t know much about this one either.

“The size change is temporary,” writes Carol Queen in The Sex & Pleasure Book. She explains that while using a pump on any part of the body will cause the area to swell, the member will return to its normal state once the device is removed. “Though some believe pumps will permanently increase penis size, research has shown that they offer minor effects at best.” She adds, “If you are unhappy with your size, a pump is not the way to go.”

There’s more here. Of course not everyone agrees, but it’s interesting to note that the penis pump was designed by a guy named John King way back in 1874.

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Chase of a Lifetime


The Perfect Detachable Penis; The Giant Brussels Penis Mystery; Dumped Lover, Penis Photos, and Revenge Porn

The Perfect Detachable Penis

There’s not much trending these days in penis news, but there are a few things that are newsworthy…

Finding the perfect detachable penis is harder than you might think. No pun intended.

As a bigender person, I could really use a temporary, removable dick. I sometimes identify as a man and sometimes as a woman, sometimes neither, and sometimes both. A realistic strap-on would help me express my gender during the times when I feel more comfortable with a cock. But I don’t want just any run-of-the-mill genitals. I want a dildo that feels like me.

You can read the rest here. I think it’s interesting, and I don’t know much about it.

The Giant Brussels Penis Mystery

Evidently, someone’s trying to make a point. A giant penis appeared on the side of a building in the Saint-Gilles neighborhood of Brussels, and in front of a Catholic institute.

The author of the piece has not yet been identified. Some people immediately linked it to Bonom, one of the most famous graffiti artists from Brussels. Interviewed by the RTBF, the French artist has denied being behind this drawing. “It is not me of course and I do not want to be involved in this story! 

You can check this one out here. There are other pieces of this nature cropping up in Brussels, too.

Dumped Lover, Penis Photos, and Revenge Porn

A 59 year old woman in the UK met a married dude online, had a relationship with him, and when he broke it off after three months she decided to get even.

She did not take the news well received a police caution ten days after the break-up when he claimed she was ‘harassing’ him.

Prosectuors claimed Mansfield, of Purley, south London, sent a special delivery to his home addressed to his wife.

You can read the rest here. The jilted woman, however, was recently found not guilty in court.

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The Penis,The Pole Vaulter, and The Olympic Dream; Woman Confronts Penis-Touching Dude; This Gay Guy Loves Hillary

The Penis, The Pole Vaulter, and The Olympic Dream

In penis news this week…

But it was his penis that delivered the final blow. Already unsteady, the bar was dislodged from its holdings when Ogita’s old fellow decided to make an appearance and slap the metal. The vaulter’s arm then collected the bar as it began to fall.

Video footage showed the crushing moment the 28-year-old was let down by his trouser friend.

You can check this out here, and there’s a visual.

Woman Confronts Penis-Touching Dude

Here’s something I’ve seen in a couple of places on social media. 

A WOMAN has publicly slammed a man she said was pleasuring himself on the train, forcing the man to get off at the next stop.

The sassy passenger, Deanna Carter, launched the verbal attack on the man, publicly shaming him after claiming she saw him rubbing his penis.

You can check this out here, and there’s a video. This “sassy passenger” not only slammed him, but took it upon herself to throw him off the train. And he left fast!

It is SFW, there are no penis shots, but there’s a language warning at the beginning.

This Gay Guy Loves Hillary

Even though I always remain objective when it comes to politics, I think it’s only fair to post about people who are political once in a while. I try to balance that with all the candidates, and I never judge. There are a lot of passionate people out there these days who are supporting their political candidates in public and they aren’t holding anything back.  I think it’s really important to respect that for everyone. It’s about being civil and having respect.

And this guy loves Hillary.  

Anyone who says there aren’t any enthusiastic Hillary Clinton supporters have clearly never met this man. He’s as with her as you can possibly be, going so far as to say, “I would totally bottom for that b*tch, you know?”

Now that’s passionate.

You can watch his video here.


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