Category: Madonna’s 56 Year Old Ass

Boners: Awkward Moments; Homophobic Teacher Sues; Madonna Falls on Her Ass; Amazon and Ellora’s Cave

Boners: Awkward Moments

As the title suggests, this is pretty boilerplate. It’s a humorous video where guys describe their most awkward boner moments.

Morning wood is one thing, but what happens when the gears down under start turning at much more unwanted moments? Things get awkward, and fast.

From sex pills to planes to sheer unexplainable bad timing, watch as these guys describe their awkward boner moments.

I remember reading once on a writer’s blog that “morning wood” is cliche in erotic romance novels. And to be honest as a man I never got that. Why would something so important to men be considered cliche in sexy novels?

In any event, you can get there from here. 

Homophobic Teacher Sues

It always amazes me when I see how litigious these homophobes can be. There’s now a teacher suing a New Jersey school district because they fired her after she allegedly went into a homophobic tirade…where she shouted about her religious beliefs. Yes, once again, it’s all about these religious wing nuts and their hate for gay people. She’s claiming they violated her right to free speech…yes, free speech.

This is what she did, of course, on Facebook:

The incident happened back in September 2011. After noticing a poster for LGBT Month hanging in the school hallway, Knox took to Facebook to express her outrage, writing

She said this:

“Why parade your unnatural immoral behaviors before the rest of us? I DO NOT HAVE TO TOLERATE ANYTHING OTHERS WISH TO DO. I DO HAVE TO LOVE AND SPEAK AND DO WHAT’S RIGHT!”

And this:

She then listed all her religious objections to the billboard, which included statements from the bible about homosexuality, calling homosexuality a sin and an act of “disobedience to God,” and calling for salvation through Mr. Jesus H. Christ.

You can read the rest of the details here. This is an interesting case to follow for two reasons. The homophobic vs free speech aspect goes without saying. But should a public school teacher be allowed to even mention anything religious in a public school? What defines hate speech?

Madonna Falls on Her Ass

This article’s melodramatic title makes it appear Madonna almost died as a result of a wardrobe malfunction. You can be the judge of that yourselves.

The Living for Love hit maker was wearing a black Armani cape. The plan was for the backup dancer to pull the cape off to reveal a sparkly red getup underneath. But before doing so, Madonna was supposed to untie the strap around her neck.

Evidently the strap was too tight because when the backup grabbed the cape, he accidentally pulled Madonna down with it.

In other words, she fell on her fifty something year old ass. You can call that ageism or whatever PC term you want. But in this particular case she’s well into her fifties and trying to behave like someone in their twenties and it just doesn’t work. Life doesn’t work that way: we all get old. There’s nothing wrong with being fifty-five, and you can still look great and feel great, but you can’t turn back the clock. She should be glad she didn’t break a fucking hip.

Sorry if I’m not all broken up about this. There are people of all ages dying of cancer, AIDS, and suffering in all kinds of ways that none of us even want to imagine. I know this first hand. Madonna’s senior citizen ass will survive this attempt at freebie publicity. 

You can read more here. 

Amazon and Ellora’s Cave

Here’s a link to a publishing related article that talks, in part, about how Amazon and e-books are changing and how those changes are hitting e-publishers. I honestly don’t know how else to put that, because it’s not a simple matter. And I think every digital only author and digital only publisher has been experiencing something similar to this for a while now.

I’m not commenting on this one because it is so complicated, because publishing and e-books are constantly changing, and because I think of Ellora’s Cave as one of the digital book publishing pioneers. I have never worked with them, or had anything published with them, but I have been working with other small digital pioneers for over a decade now and I owe a great deal to them all. So I can’t be objective this time.

And frankly, I still can’t figure out half the shit Amazon pulls. And do they pull shit!

You can read this here. There’s also mention of a legal matter between Ellora’s Cave and some small time romance book reviewer in the mid-west most people never heard of, or care much about. I think it’s one of those cute kitten blogs with droll elitist snark that got tired years ago…but don’t quote me on that. I’m not up on my droll little bloggers. It’s just interesting from a small time blogging POV.

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Steve Grand Album; Rabbi Responds to Huckabee Statements; Madonna’s Bare Ass

Steve Grand Album

Since I last posted about Steve Grand I’ve been following him on Twitter and I’ve watched how he interacts so personally with fans and supporters. I make that distinction because I’ve never been into fandom, but I do have artists I support wholeheartedly. I think there’s a difference.

In any event, this article talks about Steve Grand’s new album, the one many of us have been waiting for since Grand made that ground-breaking video a few years ago where he sings about unrequited gay love.

It’s part of a look back at news stories from the week, but it’s nice video.

Out Musician Steve Grand Dishes On Upcoming ‘All American Boy’ AlbumOut singer-songwriter Steve Grand, who shot to viral fame in 2013 with the smash single “All-American Boy,” will release his hotly-anticipated debut album on March 

You can view it here

Rabbi Responds to Huckabee Statement

I posted about a few unreal statements made by Mike Huckabee a few weeks ago, one of which is where he basically compared gays to eating kosher food. And now, thankfully, a rabbi has responded to these statements.

Rabbi Responds To Huckabee’s Ridiculous ‘Bacon Wrapped Shrimp’ CommentsRabbi Menachem Creditor joins HuffPost Live to talk about Mike Huckabee’s “bacon wrapped shrimp” comments. 

It’s a video and you can see it here.  

To be honest, it’s pro gay marriage, but it gets into a lot of religious nonsense I never had time for…with any organized religion. It’s interesting and I think he comes from a good place. But you’ve been warned…can he talk.

Madonna’s Bare Ass

Evidently, Madonna has been getting hate from ageists and she’s flipping them all the bird. A lot of this comes from her showing off her big bare ass on the red carpet and people have been talking about that bare ass because it’s 56 years old.

That’s right. Madonna is well aware of all the ageist haters out there who like to criticize her for being 56 and still daring to flash her derrière on the red carpet. And guess what? She doesn’t care what you think about her. Because, bitch, she’s Madonna.

Then it talks about Madonna using the word “bitch.” This is really rich:

 I’m not interested in political correctness. The word “bitch” means a lot of different things. Everything is about context. … If I say to you, “I’m a badass bitch,” I’m owning myself, I’m saying, “I’m strong, I’m tough, and don’t mess with me.” If I say, “Why are you being such a bitch to me?,” well, that means something else.

So just to get this right: Madonna wants everyone to be PC about flashing her 56 year old bare ass on the red carpet, but in the same respect she isn’t too PC and she doesn’t mind using the word bitch. In fact, she’s fucking proud of it. 

The one thing not mentioned is whether or not any bare ass at any age should be flashed on the red carpet, because some people might think that’s kinda dumb. But Madonna seems to be all about the ass.

I only have one comment. You don’t see Steve Grand flashing his adorable bare ass on the red carpet.

You can read more here about Madonna’s opinions, feelings, and how she thinks. It’s very thrilling…could change your life, said no one ever.

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