The only thing that frustrates me more than someone who is too pushy and has a big mouth is someone who is too pedantic. I see all three of the above all over the Internet and I often wonder where the normal people are. Where are the friends we all have who don’t do social media and rant on blogs and forums? The nice people. The people who aren’t mean. The people who believe in good manners. We need more of them online.
Anyway, here’s an e-mail that was sent to me by a good friend and I thought I’d share. I agree. I would have given the kid 100%, too.
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.