Category: If Pedro Almodovar Have Made Brokeback Mountain

Anti-Gay Pastor Promises Butthole Cancer To Gay Men; What If Pedro Almodovar Had Made Brokeback Mountain? Terrorists Who Planned Mass Murder In Gay French Nightclub Deported

Anti-Gay Pastor Promises Butthole Cancer To Gay Men

Last week I posted about a church in Harlem that was planning to burn the gay “Rainbow Fag Flag.” Well, here’s another story about the pastor who leads this holy church.

The chief pastor at the ATLAH World Missionary Church has posted a bizarre online sermon in which he promises a ‘cancer in the butthole’ of every gay person.

James David Manning, yelling and using the word ‘butthole’ countless times, made the vow that ‘God is gonna put a cancer in the butthole of every sodomite … There will be people all over America walking around with flames coming out of their butthole.’ 

You can check that one out here. 

There’s a photo of him with the link. He’s wearing a blue superhero cape of some kind.

What If Pedro Almodovar Had Made Brokeback Mountain

Although I’ve never been a huge fan of Brokeback Mountain, I know a lot of you are and I think this is an interesting question.

“What If Pedro Almodovar Had Made Brokeback Mountain?”

And Pedro Almodovar, a gay filmmaker who was originally going to direct the movie, would have definitely fixed that.

‘More sex, more sex, and this is not gratuitous,’ the Oscar-winning director said during Empire magazine’s podcast.
‘[Author] Annie Proulx’s story is about a physical relationship, an animal relation. So sex is necessary, because it is the body of the story. So I always had the image —these two guys start making love to each other like animals, like they were taking care of.’ 

You can read more here. I know a lot of you will disagree with this, but the truth is that’s how it happens in real life whether you like it or not. I find Almodovar’s comments spot on.

For the record, I didn’t dislike BM. I thought it was an interesting character study from a heteronormative POV. But it’s not something I’d ever watch twice. It was too hard to do the first time.And I have been known to re-watch films like Sliver Linings Playbook so many times I can repeat the lines verbatim.

Terrorists Who Planned Mass Murder In Gay French Nightclub Deported

I haven’t seen this trending much in mainstream news, but it’s been all over the Internet.

The alleged terrorists, who pledged allegiance to ISIS, were deported to Morocco.

Assabah, an Arabic newspaper, claims the two men had planned to attack the city Metz.

Redouane Dahbi and Ayyoub Sadki had planned to attack Place de la République, a restaurant, a gay club and use various vehicles to run over pedestrians.

You can read more about it here.

A lot of people have been asking why these terrorists weren’t put in jail so they couldn’t hurt anyone else. I have no idea, but it’s a valid question.

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