Greek Statues Small Penises

Guy Masturbating With Eggplant; Big Time Scruff Fails; Penis Size and the Ancient Greeks

Guy Masturbating With Eggplant

This article sort of speaks for itself. And I really don’t want to go into detail. I also don’t like eggplant very much.

It all began very innocently in the story of how a man was caught masturbating with an eggplant up his butt.
There was a bunch of travelers on a long road trip in Thailand, with everyone either deeply asleep or engrossed in a book or their phones.

You can read all about it, here, and there’s a video. It’s hard to believe anyone would do this in public.

Big Time Scruff Fails

Here are examples of what you don’t want to do on Scruff…Scruff is a hook up app.

Of course, once you’ve located a potential candidate, you want to make sure you say the right thing so as not to scare them off. One bad joke or off-color comment can totally kill the deal.

I think it’s interesting because remaining cautious in what you write anywhere online doesn’t only apply to hook up apps. I find myself constantly watching everything I write in DMs to people just so they don’t get the wrong impression. It’s tricky nowadays, and you can’t take anything for granted. There are a lot of people who take everything so literally. And so many people were born without a sense of humor.

Here’s the rest.

Penis Size and the Ancient Greeks

If you’ve ever wondered why Greek statues tend to have small penises, this might explain it.

 “Greeks associated small and non-erect penises with moderation, which was one of the key virtues that formed their view of ideal masculinity,” explains classics professor Andrew Lear, who has taught at Harvard, Columbia and NYU and runs tours focused on gay history. “There is the contrast between the small, non-erect penises of ideal men (heroes, gods, nude athletes etc) and the over-size, erect penises of Satyrs (mythic half-goat-men, who are drunkards and wildly lustful) and various non-ideal men. Decrepit, elderly men, for instance, often have large penises.”

There’s more here. There are comments. Now I know why I’ve always preferred the Satyrs.

Unabated








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