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About This End of the World Thing on May 21st…

I saw this link on a social network and figured I’d share. Evidently, there’s a guy on craigslist willing to help out those who believe the end of the world is near.

Rapture on May 21st? I would like your stuff (Suffolk County)

Are you attending the rapture on May 21st, 2011? I expect to be left behind when it happens, so if you aren’t going to need your worldly possessions; be they money, cars, canned food, durable goods, etc; I would gladly take them off of your hands. Serious responses only, please. And remember, time is short! You can contact me by replying to this ad. I live in Ronkonkoma, But I’m willing to travel for said goods.