Gay Pornster’s Didgeridoo Dildo Dilemma; “The Conceptual Penis” Hoax; Man With A Micro-Penis Gives Tips

Gay Pornster’s Didgeridoo Dildo Dilemma; "The Conceptual Penis" Hoax; Man With A Micro-Penis Gives Tips

Gay Pornster’s Didgeridoo Dildo Dilemma

I had no idea what a didgeridoo was until I read this one. But I looked it up and found out it’s a large Australian musical instrument made out of hollow branches. In order to get the full impact of this part of the post, here’s what a didgeridoo looks like. The photo is scaled down in size, and it’s in the public domain and is free to share.

In any event, there’s a gay pornster who’s been using a didgeridoo as a dildo and some people are livid. They’re claiming that the porn studio is being culturally offensive.

A gay porn studio is being called disrespectful after using a didgeridoo as a dildo in a new scene.

Entitled ‘Didgeridoo Me’ (because of course it is), the Men.com scene sees two roommates with one having recently gotten back from Australia.

While they do not go into detail of the frustrations of getting it through customs, his playing wakes his roommate up.

You can read all about it here. Supposedly, it’s one of the oldest instruments in the world. And I will go over to you tube to check out what they sound like. I’m curious now.

The comment section is fascinating. You don’t want to miss this.

“The Conceptual Penis” Hoax

I’ve never been a huge fan of “vacuous” culture studies in education. I took a few courses in college to fulfill my requirements as an English major and I thought I would lose my mind with boredom. And that’s mainly because the people who teach these things are so full of themselves you can’t even present an argument without being shot down in the first few sentences.  They. Know. It. All.

Now we have another hoax: a piece on the “conceptual penis” published in the journal Cogent Social Sciences, self described as “a multidisciplinary open access journal offering high quality peer review across the social sciences: from law to sociology, politics to geography, and sport to communication studies. Connect your research with a global audience for maximum readership and impact.”

You can check this out here. It goes on to explain the hoax in full, but it reminds me of when these academic types who are so full of themselves review simple romance books and bring gender studies into each review…and gender politics. Dear God, gender politics.

In any event, this hoax was clever.

Man With A Micro-Penis Gives Tips

Obviously, not big tips. 

A man with a micro-penis is adamant that losing weight can stop the male genitalia from being “buried” and looking even smaller.

Ant Smith bravely appeared on live television to raise awareness for men who are not well endowed and to give advice on how to prevent their manhood from looking even more petite.

Here’s the rest.

 

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