Male Full Frontal Nudity In Films/Best Crotch Shots
Here’s something from Jezebel about the best male crotch shots ever in films, with some male full frontal. There’s actually more than I thought there would be. It’s not total clickbait.
This is a compendium of the most important bulges and full-frontal peen that one can see in films that are available on Netflix and at their local Redbox. Some I knew, some my Jezebel colleagues helped me with, and some were complete and delightful surprises.
Closeted Gay Athlete and Suicide
This is a serious topic that I’m not sure anyone can fully understand unless they are gay. Bryson Jones was an athlete in the closet and it almost ruined his life. I don’t know how these guys do it sometimes. In Hollywood there seems to be a double set of rules for gay men. They are out in their own circles, running around WeHo posting duck face selfies on social media, but closeted to the public. I get that, and I honestly don’t judge it. As a gay man, it would be disingenuous of me to judge anyone in the closet. But how these athletes do it is hard to understand. It has to be living hell for them.
Jones was backed into a corner and bought the teammate a new backpack. Although the immediate threat had been averted, he was left feeling desperate.
‘The fear of my teammates finding out I was gay scared the life out of me,’ he writes. ‘I no longer had control over who knew my secret. My biggest insecurity was now in the hands of someone who was willing to use my sexuality against me as blackmail.’
For those of you who think legalized gay marriage solved all of our problems, think again. There’s more here.
Naked Gay Guy Arrested At NY Beach
A gay photographer you’ve probably never heard of went to a gay friendly crowded city beach in NY, and his towel allegedly slipped. And, he was naked in public.
‘I thought it was a clothing optional beach,’ Fox said, according to DNA Info, who said he was tackled by undercover National Park Service officers who he claimed didn’t say a word until after they shoved his face into the sand.
‘They shoved my face in the sand in front of hundreds of people, I was humiliated,” he said. “I got an arm around my neck and they threw me to the floor and was literally surrounded by like 11 cops.
There’s more here. Someone filmed the entire thing, including the part where they carry the naked gay guy off the public beach. If you notice, it’s a very crowded city beach and everyone else is fully clothed.
Side Note: don’t let your towel “slip.”
