Funny Huge Penis Stories

Here’s an article from Men’s Health with a few funny, huge penis stories.

As a brand devoted to men and men’s interests, we try to provide you with the best and most extensive penis news coverage on the internet. If it happened to a wang, or effects your dingdong in some way, we’ll tell you about it.

You can check that out here.

This one is particularly amusing.

Like this guy, who for some reason decided to put his erect penis into a roll of Scotch tape and then, upon discovering that he couldn’t remove it, advertise this fact on 4chan, a social image bulletin board, in the hopes of getting some guidance on how to get the damn thing off.

Huge Penis Implant

I found this story in GQ and thought it was fairly interesting. An LA surgeon has invented a huge penis implant that is costly, but will almost double your size. It’s actually a very well written piece with comments from the doctor, and from people who are familiar with the final result.

Another guy, a 43-year-old mechanic from Arizona, told me he got an XL Penuma inserted two years ago because “I realized, well, nothing about me is average or normal, and I didn’t want my sexuality to be average or normal anymore.” After the surgery, he said, his boners increased from six and a half inches to eight and a half inches, and the Penuma “gave me this crazy amount of stamina. Like, I can go for two hours. And I have more control over my orgasms. I mean, I can be going like a Mack truck and still hold back.”

You can read the rest of this here. 

Huge Penis Made Him A Virgin

Here’s a link to one of those advice columns. This one is from the UK. Evidently, there is a guy there who is so large no woman wants to go near him.

 The closest a woman gets is putting a hand on it and once an escort lady refunded my money and left. Please help. It’s making me very unhappy.

There’s more here. 

Don’t worry. I don’t get this one either. Maybe he should at least consider a gay hook up. I doubt he’d remain a virgin for long.