Funny Huge Penis Stories
Here’s an article from Men’s Health with a few funny, huge penis stories.
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This one is particularly amusing.
Like this guy, who for some reason decided to put his erect penis into a roll of Scotch tape and then, upon discovering that he couldn’t remove it, advertise this fact on 4chan, a social image bulletin board, in the hopes of getting some guidance on how to get the damn thing off.
Huge Penis Implant
I found this story in GQ and thought it was fairly interesting. An LA surgeon has invented a huge penis implant that is costly, but will almost double your size. It’s actually a very well written piece with comments from the doctor, and from people who are familiar with the final result.
Another guy, a 43-year-old mechanic from Arizona, told me he got an XL Penuma inserted two years ago because “I realized, well, nothing about me is average or normal, and I didn’t want my sexuality to be average or normal anymore.” After the surgery, he said, his boners increased from six and a half inches to eight and a half inches, and the Penuma “gave me this crazy amount of stamina. Like, I can go for two hours. And I have more control over my orgasms. I mean, I can be going like a Mack truck and still hold back.”
You can read the rest of this here.
Huge Penis Made Him A Virgin
Here’s a link to one of those advice columns. This one is from the UK. Evidently, there is a guy there who is so large no woman wants to go near him.
The closest a woman gets is putting a hand on it and once an escort lady refunded my money and left. Please help. It’s making me very unhappy.
Don’t worry. I don’t get this one either. Maybe he should at least consider a gay hook up. I doubt he’d remain a virgin for long.