Category: Fifty Shades of Dick

Another NYT Piece on Amazon; Fifty Shades of Dick; Dick: The Documentary

Another NYT Piece on Amazon

Last week there was a piece in the NYT about Amazon, Jeff Bezos, and how Amazon treats employees. It was so aggressive (for lack of a better word) that Bezos actually responded in public, which he never does. And now here’s yet another NYT piece by some other know-it-all, about Amazon. Granted, this one is an op-ed piece.

A previous generation of Americans could count on a social compact; if you stuck loyally by a company, it would stick by you, providing you with a good job and a decent retirement. Long ago, loyalty fell by the wayside, and longtime employees learned that their loyalty meant nothing when companies “downsized.”

He failed to mention that it was only one previous generation that could count on “social impact.” Generations prior to that lived and worked under the most horrible conditions imaginable, and in ways no one would ever work today. If you can manage to sift through this piece, you’ll find more things that could be questioned.

Then there’s this:

Of course, Bezos didn’t have to build Amazon the way he did. He could have created a culture that valued employees and treated them well. But that would have required him to care about what somebody else thought. Fat chance.

I guess this guy has some kind of inside information the rest of us don’t know about. And he knows how to get inside Jeff Bezos’ head. All that aside, this piece is exactly why I NEVER read the NYT anymore.

You can read the rest here. But you’ve been warned. There’s this annoying bot voice that starts talking the minute the page opens and you can’t figure out where the hell it’s coming from, which only makes the NYT even more annoying than usual.

Fifty Shades of Dick

The dick part of this has nothing to do with the NYT. That was an accident. I’m not referring to anyone at the NYT as “a dick” because that wouldn’t be PC.

In any event, here’s a humorous piece from Jezebel about male full frontal nudity in films that I somehow managed to miss.

 The sad news that Fifty Shades of Grey will not feature any full-frontal has left many of us devastated. Fear not, however! Jezebel is here to pick up the rubble and distract you with the 50 best (theme, you see?) peens you can see on-screen. Trust us, these pictures will make your mood rise.

Some of the photos are NSFW, and so tread with care. However, I think you’ll be looking to rent a film called American Reunion fairly soon after seeing that one photo.

Here’s the link.

Dick: The Documentary

I really hate to keep talking about dick with part of this post being about a NYT op-ed piece, but this one looked interesting, too.

Whether positive or negative, women’s body parts receive a lot of attention in the cultural conversation. Recently, 100 women stripped down to talk about their boobs. Meanwhile, Nicki Minaj focuses on the buns, hun. And, while some women struggle to accept their thighs, others turn to the labia library to confirm that, regardless of what porn depicts, their own lady parts are very, very normal. Men’s body parts, on the other hand, go relatively undiscussed — at least in any thoughtful manner. And then, lo and behold, along comes a documentary dedicated to that misunderstood member of our society: the penis. Dick: The Documentary is out today online, and the plot is simple: 63 naked men share their innermost thoughts about their dicks. And, many of them may surprise you.

I will be watching Dick: The Documentary and commenting on it in the future.

You can check that out here. 

I’ve been posting about this for years. There really aren’t many thoughtful discussions about the penis, or male full frontal nudity in films and TV anywhere. There are a lot of funny tweets. I tweeted some of them myself. But not much legitimate discussion. 

The Rainbow Detective Agency Book 6

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Free Gay E-book: Guy With Two Penises; Ryan Phillippe’s Nude Scene: Catch Hell; Fifty Shades of Dick; Jobriath First Openly Gay Pop Star

Free Gay E-book: Guy With Two Penises

For Memorial Day Weekend, I’m offering the latest book in The Rainbow Detective Agency series, A Guy With Two Penises, for free. It’s on sale now at, and at most other web sites where e-books are sold. The only place it’s not free is Amazon…I wish I could do it for free there, but they won’t allow it unless I sign an exclusive. And I believe in distribution far and wide with any book.

So here’s the link to

And here’s one to Smashwords. 

The sale runs until Tuesday.

Ryan Phillippe’s Nude Scene

The other night I saw that I’d recorded Catch Hell on DVR, starring Ryan Phillippe. I’ll admit that I don’t follow Phillippe much and I don’t know much about him, but according to what I’ve read he directed and wrote the film, too.

I liked it. I wouldn’t call it Oscar material, but it was a good film for what it was and I thought it was a fast two hours. But more important, there was one of the most unlikely gay scenes I’ve ever seen in a movie. To be honest, I was kind of hoping it would happen, and it did happen. And if you want to take this to a deeper more meaningful level, I think it’s something that could happen given the circumstances, the mentality of the characters, and the setting. I also do follow some celebrities on social media and I always find it interesting the way they travel around to do certain films on location.

And then there was the brief nude scene with Phillippe.

Ryan Phillippe directs himself in his new film Catch Hell–though we think it’d be more aptly titled Catch Heaven based on the presence of Ryan’s bare ass!
That being said, the subject matter appears to be quite dark based on these stills, so we’ll just proceed without further comment. 

I’m not going into a full review, but I liked it and I would recommend it if you’re looking for something different. It’s one of those movies that don’t get too much attention, but deserve more…think the opposite of Fifty Shades of Grey. 

You can check out the nude photos of Ryan Phillippe here. I think it’s SFW.

Fifty Shades of Dick

This, of course, is parody. It’s a compilation of photos from movie scenes where there was male full frontal nudity or bulge. 

This is a compendium of the most important bulges and full-frontal peen that one can see in films that are available on Netflix and at their local Redbox. Some I knew, some my Jezebel colleagues helped me with, and some were complete and delightful surprises.
The biggest surprise was that this took me more than four hours to put together.

It’s from Jezebel so I’m assuming it’s SFW, but don’t quote me there.

You can check that out here.

Jobriath First Openly Gay Pop Star

I honestly never really thought about who the first openly gay pop star was, and I still think there are some who might dispute this…you never know. However, this is what one article is claiming.

If you’re unfamiliar with the colorful, tragic story of cult entertainer Jobriath, you can’t be blamed. Before the glam rock performer arrived on the music scene with nearly unprecedented hype only to crash and burn almost immediately, he’d already lived a colorful life in which he’d been a child piano prodigy, appeared in Hair, gone AWOL from the military, arrested and confined to a psychiatric hospital. He was eventually signed to a lucrative contract and surrounded by incredible hype as the next big thing and, as a testament to the burgeoning sexual liberation of the era, he never attempted to conceal his sexual orientation.

I never heard of him. The article/interview is fascinating and long, and you can read the rest here. 

There’s more about Jobriath here, at wiki. Interestingly enough, he was born in the Philadelphia area, not too far from Bucks County where I live.