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Small Things: 17 Dudes with Teeny Weenies

Small Things: 17 Dudes with Teeny Weenies

This is one of those ridiculous articles we love to love, even though we know it’s not true and no one can actually prove anything. They put together a list of famous men who allegedly are not well endowed.

Of course they had to pick on Ben Affleck once again.

He obviously wasn’t judged nude when he was once named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Michael Clark Duncan, his co-star in Armageddon, had this to say: “Don’t get me wrong, ladies, Ben is cool, but I’ve seen the guy naked … and c’mon, man! I was not impressed at all.” Ouch.

And this one kind of surprised me.

Colin Farrell…in his own words…Farrell has said: “Let me tell you, it ain’t nothing to f*cking write home about!”

I think Farrell is being way too humble, or he’s not grateful to have been so blessed. I’ve actually seen the homemade video of his floating around he web and he has noting about which to worry. In fact, he’s more than capable of doing full frontal without an ounce of worry.

And then there is the voice of reason from the comment thread:

You are somewhat right about why people divorce. I married my husband because he’s hung like a horse. Men should know how to use what they have. If a guy is good in bed, then an average penis is fine.

I have to agree with her on that. Size really doesn’t matter if the guy is comfortable with himself and he knows what he’s doing.

For more interesting comments, check out the rest of the thread. And I mean interesting in terms of learning how people really feel about these things.