Category: Dicks in Movies

Daniel Radcliffe’s Animatronic Penis; Game of Thrones Penises; 7 Important Penis Issues

Daniel Radcliffe’s Animatronic Penis

This is about a new movie, Swiss Army Man, with Daniel Radcliffe that sounds interesting.

Daniel Radcliffe has shown that he’s not afraid to get nude for the sake of art, with his performance in a stage production of Equus back in the late 2000s. However, when it comes to the big screen, he’s not one to flaunt his body around. But in Swiss Army Man, his bare ass proves to be a valuable asset (pun not intended) as the flatulence of his character’s corpse helps Paul Dano survive in the woods. And in addition to his gas serving a purpose, Daniel Radcliffe’s penis turns out to be immensely helpful as well.

There’s more here.

You can see the trailer there, too. It’s a good one, at a glance.

Game of Thrones Penises

From what I gather, there’s nudity in Game of Thrones, and it seems to be a huge promotional gimmick/tool for them. But this time the penis focus is about NOT having a penis.

It’s not so much about what they’ve got as what they haven’t. Aside from newly appointed Hand of the Queen Tyrion Lannister (who himself has the moniker of “half man”), none of them has a penis.

Her council comprises two eunuchs and a woman. The noble houses that have joined her are represented by women and by Theon Greyjoy, who is also a eunuch. What’s more, the bulk of Daenerys’s army is made up of the castrated super-soldiers known as The Unsullied.

So much for male full frontal nudity in TV and films. You can check that out here.

7 Important Penis Issues

Here’s an article that talks about about what happens to a guy’s penis when it’s not being used regularly.

Guys will tell you that it’s really dangerous for them to not have sex. They’ve been saying it since high school. But is it really dangerous? Can their penis suffer from lack of getting laid?
Well, yes and no. Just like with the female sexual organs, lack of sex will have an impact on a man’s penis. Some crazy things DO happen, and it may not be what you expect.

Here’s the rest. 

I wouldn’t take this one too seriously, though. It’s basically telling us that water is wet.


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Male Full Frontal Nudity on Netflix: Joaquin Ferreira; 15 Sex Toys; Closeted, Gay, and the NFL

Male Full Frontal Nudity on Netflix: Joaquin Ferreira

If you do a simple search for male full front nudity on Netflix, some things show up, but it’s not vast. You have to be more detailed…at least that’s what I’ve found.

With that said, there’s a Netflix series titled, Club de Cuervos. One of the stars is Joaquin Ferreira. There’s supposed to be male full frontal at certain points in the show. I haven’t seen it yet, but I do plan to watch. Not just because of the full frontal. I’d like to find something decent to watch on Netflix that doesn’t date back to the year 2000.

Yes, he’s got it. Ferreira is, shall we say, very well endowed…and that’s just in his flaccid state. Of course, screenshots of Joaquín’s nude scenes from Club de Cuervos have already found their way onto the Internet. Check out the NSFW images over on Latin Times. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself suddenly craving chorizo after viewing them.

You can check the rest of it out here. Side note: the link to Latin Times in the article didn’t work for me. I tried another link that didn’t work either. But, here  you go. This one does work. You’re welcome.

Update: I did check it out last night and it looks like a great show. But it is subtitled. While I love subtitled films and TV shows, I’ll probably save this one for later in the year. I’m editing this week and the last thing I need to do is read more during my down time 🙂

15 Sex Toys

Here’s an article that talks about 15 different sex toys that are supposedly better than a boyfriend.

Number 5 is about the 10 Function Vibrating Anal Wand…ten functions!!

If you have control issues, then you’re going to want something super flexible. The 10 function anal wand bends in every direction  you desire. The 10 different vibration patterns make this toy more satisfying than 10 Grindr dates combined.

5. 10 Function Vibrating Anal Wand

If you have control issues, then you’re going to want something super flexible. The 10 function anal wand bends in every direction  you desire. The 10 different vibration patterns make this toy more satisfying than 10 Grindr dates combined
– See more at:

Because who doesn’t want to feel like Harry Potter during a self-pleasure session. 

If you have control issues, then you’re going to want something super flexible. The 10 function anal wand bends in every direction  you desire. The 10 different vibration patterns make this toy more satisfying than 10 Grindr dates combined. – See more at:

If you have control issues, then you’re going to want something super flexible. The 10 function anal wand bends in every direction  you desire. The 10 different vibration patterns make this toy more satisfying than 10 Grindr dates combined. – See more at:

You can read about the other 14 here.  But I actually do like this web site a lot. You might want to check out the entire site while you’re there.

Closeted, Gay, and the NFL

A guy named Brendon Ayanbadejo is claiming that there are NFL players who are gay and we don’t know about them.

We already knew closeted players are out there, but Ayanbadejo’s comments to TMZ confirm that some of the league’s most recognizable names are waiting for the right moment to come out.

Until now, Michael Sam is still the only person to be openly gay while on an NFL team. And that hasn’t worked out so well for him.

You can read it all here, which I highly suggest, especially those of you who think Michael Sam has it easy.

According to this article, one of the reasons more don’t come out is because the press always makes such a big deal out of it.

And, once again, some idiot in the comments thinks that being gay is all about who you sleep with, which of course it isn’t. But the article itself is worth reading.

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If you have control issues, then you’re going to want something super flexible. The 10 function anal wand bends in every direction  you desire. The 10 different vibration patterns make this toy more satisfying than 10 Grindr dates combined. – See more at:

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Tom Cruise’s Penis; Bruce Willis’ Penis; Colton Haynes’ Heartfelt Message

Tom Cruise’s Penis

I saw this topic in a few places, but didn’t totally trust the sources. So I’m linking to eonline because I always thought they were reputable. It’s about Tom Cruise, his penis, and what appears to be his testicles.

A naked shroud of the Mission: Impossible star was recently unveiled to celebrate his 25th anniversary with the Church of Scientology. Artist Daniel Edwards assisted Cory Allen Contemporary Art in St. Petersburg, Fla. to create the unusual likeness of the movie star for a “pop-up Church of Scientology” near the religion’s headquarters in Clearwater.

One particular feature on Cruise’s nude shroud is turning heads: can you guess which body part we’re talking about?!

I like Tom Cruise, but don’t know anything about shrouds or Tom Cruise, so you can check the rest out here.

I’m not sure if Cruise ever did any full frontal nudity worthy of mention.

Bruce Willis’ Penis

Here’s a link to a story about how  how 7 big-time actors accidentally wound up in nude scenes, one of which was Bruce Willis. As a side note, I actually grew up in the same small New Jersey Town where Willis grew up. He’s much older than I am, but I do remember him when I was a kid. He dated one of my neighbors.

 Yes, that is Bruce Willy’s willy. And this is another example of the pause feature giving us a glimpse at the goods. In the theater, this would have been 100% undetectable. However, technology gets it done for anybody who wanted to see a young nude Bruce.

Here’s the rest, no pun intended. Tom Cruise is also in this one, but it’s not really serious full frontal.  If you blink you miss it.

Colton Haynes Heartfelt Message

I think the entire concept of the heartfelt message is about as interesting as anything that was ever dubbed “epic,” however, a lot of people disagree with me and who am I to judge. And the gay presses just love this dude.

It appears that Colton Haynes is either expecting a visitor soon based on a photo the 27-year-old actor posted to his Instagram account that shows him cradling his baby bump. Haynes posted the revealing pic as a way of acknowledging he’s garnered four million followers on the social media app, along with a note to fans that could be considered a follow-up to his message from January in which he questioned whether he’d been trying to keep his gay life secret.

You can read the rest of this here. It’s very enlightening, especially the part where he tells us to “be weird.” The Pope’s got nothing on this dude when it comes to heartfelt.

And please don’t get me wrong. I love these things. I really do, especially when these heartfelt actors don’t even know the difference between their and they’re. There is something adorable about a clueless selfie and bad grammar that makes them even cuter.

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Christopher Isherwood Movie and Male Full Frontal Nudity; Gay Male Full Frontal Nudity IMDb; Naked Guys In Movies

Christopher Isherwood Movie and Male Full Frontal Nudity

First, here’s something about Christopher Isherwood, in case you haven’t heard of him.

Isherwood was a “homosexual” author in the 20th century who wrote some great fiction. And he traveled in interesting circles.

While living in Hollywood, California, Isherwood befriended Truman Capote, an up-and-coming young writer who would be influenced by Isherwood’s Berlin Stories, most specifically in the traces of the story “Sally Bowles” that surface in Capote’s famed novella, Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

I think it’s interesting that Capote was influenced by Isherwood. I never knew that before, not even when I parodied Breakfast at Tiffany’s in my book, The Virgin Billionaire

You can read his full bio at wiki, here. 
The other night we found a film about Isherwood’s life titled, Christopher and His Kind.  It was a TV movie in the UK, about a period in Isherwood’s life. It’s one of those rare period pieces that you can’t stop watching because there’s so little about gay culture during that time. And, there was a moment of male full frontal nudity. Brief, but it was there.

Highlight: Fifteen minutes in the movie, a young man called Ludo jumped out of bed naked and parades in the bedroom.

You can check this out here. I highly suggest watching this film because there was nothing insulting about it to gay men of any time period.

Gay Male Full Frontal Nudity IMDb

Web sites that focus on male full frontal nudity of any kind aren’t always easy to find with a simple search. I actually found this one while doing a search for the Christopher Isherwood movie and decided to share it. I’ve done searches hundreds of times and this one never came up before.

Here are the list of gay themed films, fiction (full length only) or documentary (short/full length) plus str8 films often mistaken as gay themed films, that I have watched that features male “dicks” whether by the lead actors or from the supporting cast or from the unsung extras.

You can check that out here. I believe IMDb is SFW.

Naked Guys In Movies

Here’s another web site that popped up in my searches above. I’m not trying to harp on the topic of naked men in movies, but I think it’s interesting from a cultural POV, because naked men in movies (and books) is often so frowned upon…for various reasons. I’m not getting into those reasons too deeply in a short post like this, however, I may do that in the future.

Male Cinema is an adult membership site that offers clips with scenes of male nudity from different movies.

The site do not concentrate on the personalities of the actors, but on the erotism and sexuality of the male nudity scenes from cinema of vintage and modern era.

In the members area you can download to own erotic clips from rare as well as known movies, most of them are with male frontal nudity. All the movies titles are named in members area only.

The preview section is made in form of blog with screenshots of all the clips that are in the restricted area, also giving the country were the movie comes from and the date when it was made.

Here’s the link. This one does come with photos and it’s probably NSFW, so you’ve been warned. I wouldn’t post the photos here even if I had permission. In the same respect, I don’t think this would be considered porn. I think it’s more artistic.

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Unprecedented Full Frontal Male Nudity-Dudity; The Overnight Preferred Terms for Penis; Days Of Love Beverly Hills Book Award; Six Inventions That Changed Your Sex

Unprecedented Full Frontal Male Nudity-Dudity

For a change, this article talks about turning things around, so to speak. Instead of more female nudity in a film the focus is on more male full frontal nudity. The movie is called The Overnight, and they weren’t shy about what they were going for. I think the creator of Orange is the New Black did this one.

When planning The Overnight with executive producer Mark Duplass, Brice remembered wondering aloud, “What if we made a movie that had more male nudity than female nudity? Why don’t we subvert that convention when it comes to these kinds of movies?”

And subvert they did. There is one scene in The Overnight in which one of the female characters is topless, but it is later overshadowed completely by the movie’s extensive full-frontal dudity (a term for on-screen male nudity coined by my former colleague Chris Lee). 

You can read more here. I don’t have links to photos yet. But I’m sure we’ll be seeing them soon. They even came up with the word “dudity” to make us laugh, I guess. But I hope that doesn’t catch on.

And most of all, the film actually looks and sounds good aside from the nudity and cheesy PR.

The Overnight Preferred Terms for Penis

Jason Schwartzman and Adam Scott who are in The Overnight, have preferred terms for penis. It sounds as if The Overnight goes much deeper than its nudity and they wanted to come up with tasteful ways to refer to the penis. Because the word “penis” just isn’t good enough.

In any event, here you go.

“I really think ‘unit’ is funny, or joint,” Scott told HitFix during our sit-down interview for “The Overnight.”

The most comedic term for penis “depends” for Schwarzman. “I like ‘unit,’ or ‘manhood.’ I used to really like ‘Johnson,’ though I feel like it’s overused.”

The particulars of the script and the circumstances in “The Overnight” called for the actors to don prosthetic penises for their nude scenes. And, one other fun fact, the prosthetics needed to be “wrung out” after shooting a swimming pool scene.

Though, really, while those were funny scenes, “I really love what the characters are going through… and Jason’s character’s really helps [my character] come out of his shell. It’s super sincere and he really helps Alex, my character, come out and feel good about himself. He never expected to feel this way about himself and his body,” Scott said. “This guy was really generous with him.”

Aside from the fact that I still prefer to call a dick a dick, and the dicks in this movie aren’t real dicks, it looks like a great movie and you can read more about it here. 

Days of Love Beverly Hills Book Award

Most of you know about the book Elisa Rolle created this year titled, Days of Love. A lot of hard work went into this book and it was nice to hear that it just won The Beverly Hills Book Award.

This is from my inbox:

Dear Elisa, It is our great pleasure to inform you that you are a Winner in the LGBT Non-Fiction Category of the 3rd Annual Beverly Hills International Book Awards. Your book, Days of Love: Celebrating LGBT History One Story at a Time, truly embodies the excellence that this award was created to celebrate, and we salute you and your fine work. The entire team at the Beverly Hills Book Awards sincerely hope your participation in our contest will serve you well in creating the success your book deserves. You have our warmest congratulations. Warmly, ELLEN REID, President & CEO Beverly Hills Book Awards

I know there’s a great deal of significance right now…for a book like this. But I also think that down the road, from a cultural and historic POV, this book will be important for the future, too. We’re only beginning to see books about LGBT culture, especially those that don’t always focus on the negatives. Even though it is and always will be a niche market, it’s still a viable market.

You can check out Days of Love here on Amazon, too. There’s a section of the book devoted to my husband, Tony, and me, along with many other LGBT couples you will either know or get to know.

Six Inventions that Changed Your Sex

Here’s a video that shows how six inventions changed the way we have sex.

 We take it for granted that our sexual menus contain as many items as the Cheesecake Factory’s. Just don’t get any ideas with those mozzarella sticks — not pretty.

But sex has evolved along with the rest of human civilization in some wonderful ways. And some less-than-wonderful ways — did we really need ‘sexting’?

Aside from that dumb quote/commentary I just excerpted, the video is actually interesting and very well made.

You can check it out here

The Way We ALMOST Were

A Gay Parody