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Another Broken Penis; Art: Subverting the Erect Penis; What Do Penis Pumps Do?

Another Broken Penis

There hasn’t been much penis news lately, but this sounds pretty serious. And it’s being reported in a lot of places.

Steven Horden, 37, from Gillingham, Kent, was having sex with girlfriend Kiera Diss, 38, when his penis ‘snapped in half’.

The poor guy had a four day hospital stay as a result.

Art: Subverting the Erect Penis
This isn’t your average penis news, and I’m not going to even try to parse it because I know I’ll get it wrong. And I don’t want to do that because I do think things like this put an interesting spin on the way we all relate and communicate through various forms of art. You have to look at this from and artistic POV. It’s an interview with a transgender artist/activist named niv Acosta.
Among your other ongoing projects are the Limp Phalluses and the Dickscape: Denim Couches series. Do you also see these as a subversion of dick culture?

Let’s talk about the subversion of the dick form. Let’s talk how the predominant image of a penis is an erect penis. A limp penis is very much one that carries a lot of femininity and is therefore tied to shame and pain. When I built those I was in a moment when I was thinking about packing because I thought maybe it would affirm my gender in a way that I hadn’t felt that I had present in my life yet, so I started looking into how to pack. 

You can read it all here in full. There are some interesting points made. One thing they mention is the closing of gay bars all over the world.

What Do Penis Pumps Do?

Here’s an article that challenges the theory that penis pumps actually enlarge penises. And, that medicare doesn’t cover them any longer. Admittedly, I don’t know much about this one either.

“The size change is temporary,” writes Carol Queen in The Sex & Pleasure Book. She explains that while using a pump on any part of the body will cause the area to swell, the member will return to its normal state once the device is removed. “Though some believe pumps will permanently increase penis size, research has shown that they offer minor effects at best.” She adds, “If you are unhappy with your size, a pump is not the way to go.”

There’s more here. Of course not everyone agrees, but it’s interesting to note that the penis pump was designed by a guy named John King way back in 1874.

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The Perfect Detachable Penis; The Giant Brussels Penis Mystery; Dumped Lover, Penis Photos, and Revenge Porn

The Perfect Detachable Penis

There’s not much trending these days in penis news, but there are a few things that are newsworthy…

Finding the perfect detachable penis is harder than you might think. No pun intended.

As a bigender person, I could really use a temporary, removable dick. I sometimes identify as a man and sometimes as a woman, sometimes neither, and sometimes both. A realistic strap-on would help me express my gender during the times when I feel more comfortable with a cock. But I don’t want just any run-of-the-mill genitals. I want a dildo that feels like me.

You can read the rest here. I think it’s interesting, and I don’t know much about it.

The Giant Brussels Penis Mystery

Evidently, someone’s trying to make a point. A giant penis appeared on the side of a building in the Saint-Gilles neighborhood of Brussels, and in front of a Catholic institute.

The author of the piece has not yet been identified. Some people immediately linked it to Bonom, one of the most famous graffiti artists from Brussels. Interviewed by the RTBF, the French artist has denied being behind this drawing. “It is not me of course and I do not want to be involved in this story! 

You can check this one out here. There are other pieces of this nature cropping up in Brussels, too.

Dumped Lover, Penis Photos, and Revenge Porn

A 59 year old woman in the UK met a married dude online, had a relationship with him, and when he broke it off after three months she decided to get even.

She did not take the news well received a police caution ten days after the break-up when he claimed she was ‘harassing’ him.

Prosectuors claimed Mansfield, of Purley, south London, sent a special delivery to his home addressed to his wife.

You can read the rest here. The jilted woman, however, was recently found not guilty in court.

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Give Your Penis A Lift: Colorful Artsy Condoms; Kurt Russell: A Planet With A Penis; Nutella Filled Penis Cakes

Give Your Penis A Lift: Colorful Artsy Condoms

This might be good for those of you who are always saying you don’t like condoms.

You want to use protection, but, more important, you want to express yourself. Your passions, your fears, your most secret desires, your favorite color. You want to penetrate your lover with some serious pizzazz. You want a condom that says, “Hey, baby, this is me.” 

Here’s the rest, and there are photos of the condoms. I actually think they look like fun.

Kurt Russell: A Planet With A Penis

This is making news thanks to Comic-Con. If you were wondering whatever happened to Kurt Russell, he’s playing a planet with a penis in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.

That’s fun and all, but then the studio debuted a clip from the upcoming movie—which it has yet to put online—that reportedly both confirmed and confounded something we already knew about the film. Yes, Kurt Russell will be playing Star-Lord’s dad in Guardians Vol. 2. That was a given. Here’s the weird part. He’ll also be playing this guy: 

There’s more here.  I don’t follow this stuff, so I can’t explain it in detail. But I’m sure a lot of you know what they’re talking about.

Nutella Filled Penis Cakes

I do follow stuff like this, and I happen to love Nutella, so this caught my eye immediately. In fact, Nutella is the one food I never seem to get tired of.

Overflowing with gag-inducing goodness, the cakes are well endowed with Nutella filling and eerily resemble the actual shape (or one of the many diverse shapes) of a human penis. In a further attempt to fool customers into thinking they’re consuming the real thing rather than an elaborate phallic joke, the cakes are also topped with a slightly translucent condensed milk icing. No one is safe from the feeling of returning to junior high only to enroll in the Pen15 club while eating these.

You can check this out here, with photos. They actually serve them on a stick so you won’t get your hands all sticky.

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Daniel Radcliffe’s Animatronic Penis; Game of Thrones Penises; 7 Important Penis Issues

Daniel Radcliffe’s Animatronic Penis

This is about a new movie, Swiss Army Man, with Daniel Radcliffe that sounds interesting.

Daniel Radcliffe has shown that he’s not afraid to get nude for the sake of art, with his performance in a stage production of Equus back in the late 2000s. However, when it comes to the big screen, he’s not one to flaunt his body around. But in Swiss Army Man, his bare ass proves to be a valuable asset (pun not intended) as the flatulence of his character’s corpse helps Paul Dano survive in the woods. And in addition to his gas serving a purpose, Daniel Radcliffe’s penis turns out to be immensely helpful as well.

There’s more here.

You can see the trailer there, too. It’s a good one, at a glance.

Game of Thrones Penises

From what I gather, there’s nudity in Game of Thrones, and it seems to be a huge promotional gimmick/tool for them. But this time the penis focus is about NOT having a penis.

It’s not so much about what they’ve got as what they haven’t. Aside from newly appointed Hand of the Queen Tyrion Lannister (who himself has the moniker of “half man”), none of them has a penis.

Her council comprises two eunuchs and a woman. The noble houses that have joined her are represented by women and by Theon Greyjoy, who is also a eunuch. What’s more, the bulk of Daenerys’s army is made up of the castrated super-soldiers known as The Unsullied.

So much for male full frontal nudity in TV and films. You can check that out here.

7 Important Penis Issues

Here’s an article that talks about about what happens to a guy’s penis when it’s not being used regularly.

Guys will tell you that it’s really dangerous for them to not have sex. They’ve been saying it since high school. But is it really dangerous? Can their penis suffer from lack of getting laid?
Well, yes and no. Just like with the female sexual organs, lack of sex will have an impact on a man’s penis. Some crazy things DO happen, and it may not be what you expect.

Here’s the rest. 

I wouldn’t take this one too seriously, though. It’s basically telling us that water is wet.

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Iggy Azalea and Nick Young’s Penis; A Really Old Penis Pot; His Penis Collection and Dickumentary

Iggy Azalea and Nick Young’s Penis

This piece of not so worthy news has been trending in a lot of places today. Evidently, Iggy Azalea isn’t thrilled about something and she’s not mincing her words.  In all honestly, I don’t know who the hell she is and I don’t really care. But it’s penis news.

“Both of you guys are equally dumb to me,” she said of her fiancé and his teammate. There was never any proof that Nick cheated on the “Black Widow” singer, so Iggy let it go. Should she ever find anything out that speaks to the contrary, however, she said she would be quick to take action.

“I’m not cool with it. Like you will have half a penis,” she told the radio hosts. “One more video just one more thing and you will lose a quarter of your meat.”

Here’s the rest.  

Because…they are in love.

I’m wondering how many millions of dollars do these people actually get.

A Really Old Penis Pot

Evidently, a penis pot is something that was used by Roman soldiers, and it was meant to be funny. It looks like a clay mug with artistic little dicks all over it. It’s actually kind of nice. They used penises as symbols in a variety of ways…way back in the day.

 It can be protective – we have found phalluses on town boundaries, and I have even seen little gold rings for children with tiny gold penises on them, to keep them safe from ill influences.’

This particular pot was likely to have been used by Roman soldiers stationed in Britain.
Ms Gunn told MailOnline: ‘Although of course we don’t know for sure, I’d be inclined to think it was more likely to have been used and laughed at by soldiers than having a particularly ritualistic purpose.’

You can check all that out at the links above. I think it’s a very interesting article.

His Penis Collection and Dickumentary

No, this isn’t an article about James Franco collecting dicks and doing a documentary about them to gay bait people. Although I wouldn’t be shocked if that’s next. This is about a real guy who began collecting penises as a joke and now says it’s become bigger than he ever expected. And he’s not joking about it anymore.  I admire his passion.

 “To start with, it was just a joke, but when I realized this could be made a good collection, I intended to keep going and trying to improve it and so on,” Hjartarson said in “The Dickumentary,” a documentary about penises available to buy or rent online via Vimeo.

He’s got every penis you could ever imagine, from a bull penis to a hamster penis. 

Here’s the rest. And you don’t want to miss the penis comments with this one no matter what happens.  

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