Polishing A Penis In Seattle

There’s a new statue in Seattle of a nude male they call Adam, and it’s actually a very nice statue. It’s in front of a building owned by an influential guy in Seattle named Martin Selig. There’s one like it in New York. But there’s one problem. You can polish the penis in New York, but they won’t let you polish the penis in Seattle.

But here in Seattle, we’re supposed to take seriously, from a respectful distance, this Botero™ Adam whose most interesting feature is a flat-nosed, pestle-shaped, cone-ish penis that we can’t even polish?

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There’s also telephone exchange with Martin Selig. To be honest, I think I’m with Selig on this one. Leave the penis alone. It’s art.

 The Detachable Penis

This article is about a magnificent statue that has been constantly vandalized. Someone keeps stealing the penis, so they came up with a plan to stop it.

 

Rancho Mirage Print version

You can find Rancho Mirage here as an e-book

 

The Arrangement

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