Collecting Dicks

Iggy Azalea and Nick Young’s Penis; A Really Old Penis Pot; His Penis Collection and Dickumentary

Iggy Azalea and Nick Young’s Penis

This piece of not so worthy news has been trending in a lot of places today. Evidently, Iggy Azalea isn’t thrilled about something and she’s not mincing her words.  In all honestly, I don’t know who the hell she is and I don’t really care. But it’s penis news.

“Both of you guys are equally dumb to me,” she said of her fiancé and his teammate. There was never any proof that Nick cheated on the “Black Widow” singer, so Iggy let it go. Should she ever find anything out that speaks to the contrary, however, she said she would be quick to take action.

“I’m not cool with it. Like you will have half a penis,” she told the radio hosts. “One more video just one more thing and you will lose a quarter of your meat.”

Here’s the rest.  

Because…they are in love.

I’m wondering how many millions of dollars do these people actually get.

A Really Old Penis Pot

Evidently, a penis pot is something that was used by Roman soldiers, and it was meant to be funny. It looks like a clay mug with artistic little dicks all over it. It’s actually kind of nice. They used penises as symbols in a variety of ways…way back in the day.

 It can be protective – we have found phalluses on town boundaries, and I have even seen little gold rings for children with tiny gold penises on them, to keep them safe from ill influences.’

This particular pot was likely to have been used by Roman soldiers stationed in Britain.
Ms Gunn told MailOnline: ‘Although of course we don’t know for sure, I’d be inclined to think it was more likely to have been used and laughed at by soldiers than having a particularly ritualistic purpose.’

You can check all that out at the links above. I think it’s a very interesting article.

His Penis Collection and Dickumentary

No, this isn’t an article about James Franco collecting dicks and doing a documentary about them to gay bait people. Although I wouldn’t be shocked if that’s next. This is about a real guy who began collecting penises as a joke and now says it’s become bigger than he ever expected. And he’s not joking about it anymore.  I admire his passion.

 “To start with, it was just a joke, but when I realized this could be made a good collection, I intended to keep going and trying to improve it and so on,” Hjartarson said in “The Dickumentary,” a documentary about penises available to buy or rent online via Vimeo.

He’s got every penis you could ever imagine, from a bull penis to a hamster penis. 

Here’s the rest. And you don’t want to miss the penis comments with this one no matter what happens.  

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