Category: boners

The Best 8 Penises In Film; Funny Male Full Frontal Nude Scenes; Gay Parties In the 1950’s

The Best 8 Penises In Film

Here’s more about male full frontal nudity in movies. With all the political things going on lately, I thought a nice big diversion would be refreshing, so to speak.

This is from college humor…humor being the key word here.

  
Putting a penis in a film is a surefire way to make anyone laugh. These are our favorite shafts!


Here’s the link, and I think it’s SFW because they are all mainstream movies. 

Funny Male Full Frontal Nude Scenes

Here’s something that deals with male full frontal nudity in movies and it’s meant to be funny. This was the intention, so my grand book community friends who were born without a sense of humor might want to pass on this one.

 In case you hadn’t noticed, we are in the middle of a golden age of full-frontal penis scenes in American cinema. Over the last decade or two — and especially in the last five years — major actors have shown off their bits and pieces for the world to see and screengrab. Sometimes, it’s for the art. But sometimes, it’s to make us laugh.

You can check this out at Buzz Feed, here

Gay Parties In the 1950’s

Here’s an article that’s actually an anti-gay documentary from the 1950’s with some fundamentally wrong scenes that portray gay people in the most stereotypical way, and it misrepresents most gay men and women I know.  

Here’s one comment, and some really bad psychology about lesbians…

What are the deep-rooted emotions that remove them completely from the company of men, yet at the same time cause them to emulate the masculine appearance, to such pathetic results? Even though these emotions are covered up by a blasé attitude, one is still aware of their underlying sadness.”

Here’s something about gay men…

“But while literature and tradition condone the weakness of woman, man receives only the heavy weight of ridicule.”

You can watch it here. Wait until you see what they say about gay men in the movie, and watch those guys dancing around. It’s frightening to think that’s how gay men were all perceived back then, and it’s even more frightening that some still see us that way. It’s like they’re associating us with the most exaggerated stereotypes of women, and the fact is that most gay men are nothing like women at all. It’s a little sad to watch when you remember the implications form such generalized opinions.  

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Boners: Awkward Moments; Homophobic Teacher Sues; Madonna Falls on Her Ass; Amazon and Ellora’s Cave

Boners: Awkward Moments

As the title suggests, this is pretty boilerplate. It’s a humorous video where guys describe their most awkward boner moments.

Morning wood is one thing, but what happens when the gears down under start turning at much more unwanted moments? Things get awkward, and fast.

From sex pills to planes to sheer unexplainable bad timing, watch as these guys describe their awkward boner moments.

I remember reading once on a writer’s blog that “morning wood” is cliche in erotic romance novels. And to be honest as a man I never got that. Why would something so important to men be considered cliche in sexy novels?

In any event, you can get there from here. 

Homophobic Teacher Sues

It always amazes me when I see how litigious these homophobes can be. There’s now a teacher suing a New Jersey school district because they fired her after she allegedly went into a homophobic tirade…where she shouted about her religious beliefs. Yes, once again, it’s all about these religious wing nuts and their hate for gay people. She’s claiming they violated her right to free speech…yes, free speech.

This is what she did, of course, on Facebook:

The incident happened back in September 2011. After noticing a poster for LGBT Month hanging in the school hallway, Knox took to Facebook to express her outrage, writing

She said this:

“Why parade your unnatural immoral behaviors before the rest of us? I DO NOT HAVE TO TOLERATE ANYTHING OTHERS WISH TO DO. I DO HAVE TO LOVE AND SPEAK AND DO WHAT’S RIGHT!”

And this:

She then listed all her religious objections to the billboard, which included statements from the bible about homosexuality, calling homosexuality a sin and an act of “disobedience to God,” and calling for salvation through Mr. Jesus H. Christ.

You can read the rest of the details here. This is an interesting case to follow for two reasons. The homophobic vs free speech aspect goes without saying. But should a public school teacher be allowed to even mention anything religious in a public school? What defines hate speech?

Madonna Falls on Her Ass

This article’s melodramatic title makes it appear Madonna almost died as a result of a wardrobe malfunction. You can be the judge of that yourselves.

The Living for Love hit maker was wearing a black Armani cape. The plan was for the backup dancer to pull the cape off to reveal a sparkly red getup underneath. But before doing so, Madonna was supposed to untie the strap around her neck.

Evidently the strap was too tight because when the backup grabbed the cape, he accidentally pulled Madonna down with it.

In other words, she fell on her fifty something year old ass. You can call that ageism or whatever PC term you want. But in this particular case she’s well into her fifties and trying to behave like someone in their twenties and it just doesn’t work. Life doesn’t work that way: we all get old. There’s nothing wrong with being fifty-five, and you can still look great and feel great, but you can’t turn back the clock. She should be glad she didn’t break a fucking hip.

Sorry if I’m not all broken up about this. There are people of all ages dying of cancer, AIDS, and suffering in all kinds of ways that none of us even want to imagine. I know this first hand. Madonna’s senior citizen ass will survive this attempt at freebie publicity. 

You can read more here. 

Amazon and Ellora’s Cave

Here’s a link to a publishing related article that talks, in part, about how Amazon and e-books are changing and how those changes are hitting e-publishers. I honestly don’t know how else to put that, because it’s not a simple matter. And I think every digital only author and digital only publisher has been experiencing something similar to this for a while now.

I’m not commenting on this one because it is so complicated, because publishing and e-books are constantly changing, and because I think of Ellora’s Cave as one of the digital book publishing pioneers. I have never worked with them, or had anything published with them, but I have been working with other small digital pioneers for over a decade now and I owe a great deal to them all. So I can’t be objective this time.

And frankly, I still can’t figure out half the shit Amazon pulls. And do they pull shit!

You can read this here. There’s also mention of a legal matter between Ellora’s Cave and some small time romance book reviewer in the mid-west most people never heard of, or care much about. I think it’s one of those cute kitten blogs with droll elitist snark that got tired years ago…but don’t quote me on that. I’m not up on my droll little bloggers. It’s just interesting from a small time blogging POV.

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Mario Gotze’s Wood; Gay Pride History; Andrew Rannells’ Hedwig; Simon Cowell Gay?

Mario Gotze’s Wood

This might not be the most enlightening story on the Internet today, but it’s Saturday, it’s summer, and I don’t teach classes on the social and political uses of technology; I try to keep things at least a little interesting. And when I spotted this story about soccer star, Mario Gotze, showing photos of his “boner” online I thought it would be different to share. I think this is safe for work, too. But don’t quote me.

Before he became famous for scoring the game winning goal for Germany at the World Cup, soccer star, Mario Götze was apparently for popping a boner on a boat with a lady friend!

You can read more here.

And here’s a link to the actual “boner” photo.

The comments at the first link are the kind you might imagine…these people aren’t interested in social and political uses of technology either. And, there’s another link to more photos in the comment section. I didn’t check that one out, though. You never know where a link like that might lead you. Beware.

Gay Pride History

I know I’ve posted a great deal about gay pride this month…and over the years. But I think this article about the history behind gay pride gathers a lot of good information and pulls it all together in a simple way. It also talks about the film version of the 90’s stage play, Burning Blue, which I reviewed and posted about here. I had mixed feelings about the film, but I did like the subject matter and the historical angle. In spite of the flaws, it’s worth viewing.

Burning Blue
DMW Greer’s acclaimed ’90s play finally gets the big-screen treatment, with a limited theatrical release (and Video On-Demand option) available this June. Of course when the work debuted on the London stage in 1995, the world—and particularly the American military, as the subject at hand—was in a very different place. The discriminatory “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy was alive and doing unfortunately well then, forcing dedicated members of the U.S. armed forces out of service because of their sexual orientation. The film follows the same timeline and plot as the original work, examining a close-knit squadron of Navy pilots who fall under investigation after a series of accidents.

There’s more here. It’s far from the most comprehensive piece about gay pride. But if you know nothing about gay pride at least take the time to read this.

Andrew Rannells’ Hedwig

Rannells is taking over for Neil Patrick Harris in Hedwig and the Angry Inch and the first image of him portraying a trans punk rocker has been released. He will take over on August 20th and many are saying that filling in for Harris will be a proverbial tough act to follow.

Following the Tony Award wins, producers have decided to keep the show running through October. To do so, the had to choose a new star since Harris would be ending his run in August and did not plan to extend it.

It’s not something I’d typically run to see, but I feel that way about most B’way shows. In the same respect it does look interesting. I have no doubt Rannells will be perfect for this part. Just look at the photo with the link below and you’ll see what I mean.

There’s more here.

Simon Cowell Gay?

The reason why I dropped this part of the post to the bottom is because it just sounds too ridiculous to be true. And if by any chance it is true, it’s too sad to even think about. There’s a trial going on with Tulisa Contostavlos, who judged on The X Factor UK from 2011 to 2012, that has something to do with drugs and other seedy garbage of the rich and disgusting chickenfuckers of the world. In short, there have been some serious accusations made about Simon Cowell’s sexuality.

Ugh.

Simon Cowell is gay, according to a recording played of a phone conversation in court today (17 July).

The American Idol and X Factor judge has allegedly slept with several men. In the public eye, the 54-year-old music mogul has had several girlfriends and  recently became a father for the first time.

There’s more here. But I find it all hard to believe. One of the main reasons why I stopped watching American Idol here in the US was because of Cowell’s constant jokes about gays with Ryan Seacrest. I gagged one night and that was the end of AI and Simon Cowell for me.

Actually, this one time, I’m hoping that Cowell isn’t gay. We can live without him.

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