A Bionic Penis; The "Ideal" Penis; First American Penis Transplant

A Bionic Penis

I think this is an interesting story about science and technology with regard to sexuality and intimacy. It’s a good example of how something like this can change a man’s life completely.

Mohammed Abad’s story has captured the interest of the world.

The lovelorn security guard, who was fitted with a £70,000 eight-inch bionic penis in 2012, lost his virginity this year at the age of 44 with the help of a sex worker.

And while he would still like to find true love and eventually have children, he is delighted to evangelize about the ‘sexnology’ that has allowed him to feel like a man again.

You can read all the details at this link.  There’s actually a pretty good description detailing how all this works.

The “Ideal” Penis

I know this story isn’t exactly breaking science news, but I did pass up linking to a story about a Kardashian who has never seen a white penis, as if we care. So there’s that.

In any event, here’s a link to a video where porn stars talk about the ideal penis.

Sure, porn stars are forced to work with larger-than-average “talent” throughout their careers, but what do they do recreationally? Do they enjoy having giant bulldozers normally, or do they prefer to work with more manageable-sized man parts?

You can check that out here. I think this one is SFW.

First American Penis Transplant

On another note, here’s a link that’s far more serious and details an actual penis transplant. It’s really something that’s valid, both physically and emotionally,  and it shows how doctors deal with a devastating military case where the guy lost his penis in combat. I think things like this are relevant mostly because we don’t hear about them on the local six o’clock news. They’re all too busy putting a spin on politics…and fake-smiling too much.

This excerpt shows what I’m talking about…

Doctors will perform 60 such surgeries on combat veterans – and more than 60 additional men are already on the waitlist to have the procedure performed. Johns Hopkins will pay for the first surgery, which it estimates to cost between $200,000 and $400,000, and it has asked the government to chip in for subsequent operations. The Department of Veterans Affairs will pay for the cocktail of anti-rejection medicines the men must take once the surgery has been performed.

You can check that out at this link. It’s actually a detailed article that explains how the penis transplant works.

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No Giant Snow Penis Here; No Such Thing As Perfect Penis; Penis Training Sex Toy; Second Chance Box Set by Ryan Field

No Giant Snow Penis Here

It seems there’s a giant snow penis in Gothenburg, Western Sweden, and those who are offended by penis in public places want something done about it fast.

But this is what transpired instead:

They decided to see if they could scrub the image out. However after gingerly approaching the ice, they turned back, fearing that it might be too risky in case the frozen water cracked.

 

“They judged that the ice would not stay put. They did not dare to go out on to the moat and consequently the artwork is there until thawing weather returns,” Darko Brankovic, director of Gothenburg’s Parks and Landscape Administration (Park- och naturförvaltningens organisation och ledning) told Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet.

Here’s  link to the rest, plus a photo of the actual snow penis.

No Such Thing As Perfect Penis

Since LGBT news is so quiet lately, here’s something from Yahoo about penises and how they claim no penis is ever perfect.

They list 12 examples, and this is one that shows you how to improve the way your penis looks…if you think your penis needs improvement. I guess.

It’s easy to use optical illusions to your advantage. 

If you do want to make your penis look bigger (and we’re not suggesting that you have to), trim the hedges and do some jackknives. Trimmed pubic hair immediately makes your penis look larger by increasing the visual length of the shaft. Groomed goods also keep humidity in your drawers in check, making it more comfortable to exercise. And working out will make you feel better and more confident all around.

I think some of the article is good, and some of it way off base. Not to brag, but I’ve seen a penis or two that are pretty close to damn near perfect and I have a feeling that whoever wrote this article…Ironically or sarcastically a dude named Richard Dixon…hasn’t seen much penis at all.

Penis Training Sex Toy

There’s not much I like about crowdfunding campaigns so I hesitated before linking to this one. I’ve seen too many scams and too many who have been burned. In one particular case, I’ve seen people with good intentions give away hard earned money to bloggers who are making well over six figures a year for legal defenses in defamation cases…and the bloggers did NOT win. It’s scary, and Kool Aide seems to come in a variety of proverbial flavors these days and too many are willing to drink it.
 
But this is interesting, it seems legit, and it might actually be a product that does help…and work. In short, it’s a masturbation device designed to help “train” the penis, which I think means to keep it up longer.

  Unlike Fleshlight, though, Blewit is intended both to deliver “a mind-blowingly better masturbation experience” and to offer “performance training” to “increase your sexual stamina.”

One might logically wonder why such a thing even needs to exist. According to the product tagline, it’s “because not all performance training happens in the gym.”

You can read the rest here. So far this campaign has raised about $20,000 since last Friday night.

Second Chance Box Set by Ryan Field

Here’s a box set, in e-book or print, for the Second Chance series. This isn’t the kind of series where the same characters continue moving forward from book to book.  This series has stand alone books, all the characters and situations in each book are different, and the theme of the series is focused on getting a second chance in life…not maybe not. That all depends.

Here’s the Amazon Link.

Ben Affleck Slams Tabloids; Bryan Silva’s Gay Porn; Cher Sued for Racism; Melissa Rivers Does Tribute to Joan

Ben Affleck Slams Tabloids

The entire link to this part of the post talks about a new film Ben Affleck is in called, “Gone Girl.” The premise sounds interesting and you can read more about that with the link I’m posting below. But part of the article discusses how he feels about the tabloids. And frankly, I’m glad he’s bringing the topic up. Nowadays writers are dealing with this same type of thing on a much smaller scale, especially genre authors. There are a few web sites that are notorious for exaggerating the truth, fabricating lies, and publishing sensationalized fiction about publishers and authors and they get a way with it just as the tabloids get away with the lies they print about celebrities. One shabby blogger who claims to be an attorney doesn’t even publish his own content. He copies and pastes content from other bloggers and simply links. He gets hundreds of comments and I’m not even sure why or how he gets them.

Affleck said this:

“See, that’s tabloid shit. That’s all bullshit,” Affleck protested. “They completely lie. I mean, I can show you 10 articles of Star and OK! — those magazines feel totally comfortable absolutely fictionalizing every single element of the story. And there’s nothing you can do about that. My only hope is that people with any common sense recognize that those stories are false. And, I don’t know, there’re worse stories …”

He’s absolutely right, and I do think people know most of the content in these tabloids are outright lies…or highly exaggerated truths. But I often wonder if readers and other new authors know that gossip web sites like Absolutewrite and a few others I won’t mention at this point are basically on the same level, and as unprofessional, as a sleazy tabloid.

In any event, you can read more here. It always seems as if Affleck has taken more than his share of hits and I’ve never understood why. I’ve gained a new respect for him recently. He dated Jennifer Lopez years ago. Big deal. He’s moved on with his life, started a family, and done some of the finest films produced in years.

Bryan Silva’s Gay Porn

If you’re not sure who Bryan Silva is you’re not alone. He found fame on Vine, through a series of Vine posts I’m not even sure I understand. He’s actually become fairly famous for doing pretty much nothing at all. He even did a gay porn film he seems to take fairly lightly. But he is gifted in one respect. You’ll have to use your imagination with that one, and I did post a link to his twitter page below with a visual of his biggest gift, so to speak.

He’s managed to extend his 15 minutes because at one point, he filmed hardcore gay porn for Next Door Studios under the name Max Payne. He tells Tosh in the interview below that performing in gay porn was actually “lame,” and that he’s (still) not with “that fufu lame shit.”
 
Silva also explains his clearance for using the N-word, his chest tattoo, and where the famous “gratata” noise comes from. At around the 6:45 mark, he starts dancing (or having a seizure?).
 
You can read more here, or at the link above. I think it’s interesting from a pop culture POV. This summer watching Big Brother 16 several of the house guests were said to be “Youtube Stars.” I guess that’s kind of like a Davey Wavey? I guess it’s possible for anyone to get that proverbial 15 minutes now…on youtube, vine, or wherever.
 
But will it last? Here’s his tumblr. Here’s his twitter page, which has photos that will show why he’s become so famous. This one is NSFW.
 
Cher Sued for Racism

I think the thing that bothers me the most about this next link is that it tries to play down this story about Cher getting sued, in a highly subjective way.  And while I do believe everyone is innocent until proven guilty, I don’t believe in commenting on the actual lawsuit when it comes to pieces like this. It’s not fair to either party. It’s almost the exact opposite of what Ben Affleck has experienced, but just as bad.

In short, gay icon, Cher, is being sued by a former choreographer for alleged racial discrimination.

Plaintiff Kevin Wilson, who is black, alleged in court papers that Cher told him “we have too much color onstage” after he advised her to cast “a minority female dancer.”
 
He also claims that Cher instructed him to instead find a white, blonde dancer, and “not to cast anymore dark skinned black dancers on the tour.”
 
Cher’s rep denies all allegations. But it gets even more complicated with allegations about Cher covering up a sexual assault incident.
 
The article I’m linking to right now refers to the actual lawsuit as “absurd” and “obviously erroneous,” which is in poor taste on their part. The thing that bothers me even more is that when it comes to Cher it’s absurd, but when it comes to Paula Deen or anyone else it has to be true.
 
You can read the entire piece here, where they do everything short of crowning Cher Queen of the Gays and Rainbows.
 
And, if you’re interested in the facts without subjective comments, you can read this piece at CNN.com.
 
While the complaint alleges racial discrimination by Cher, accusing her of hiring a white, blonde dancer over a more qualified African American, the lawsuit centers on California’s whistleblower law that protects employees who are fired for reporting illegal activity.
“Cher was personally involved in the coverup of a sexual assault against a female fan by one of her other male dancers while on Cher’s Dressed to Kill tour,” the suit said.
The alleged sex assault happened in a St. Louis hotel on June 3, after a show on the tour, the lawsuit said.
 
 Melissa Rivers Does Tribute to Joan
 
On a more positive note, Melissa Rivers will be doing a Fashion Police tribute to her mother, Joan Rivers, who recently passed away during an endoscopic procedure at a Manhattan clinic. I think Rivers’ fans are still in shock and I’m glad they’re doing this quickly.  
 
The producer of the E! show will present a 90-minute edition of the show honoring the late comedian, who presented the show since 2010.
 
Giuliana Rancic, Kelly Osbourne and George Kotsiopoulos will also be there to remember Rivers and her legacy.
 
You can read more here. I didn’t see an actual air date, but I think it’s today…Friday.  The tribute show will air during an all day marathon of Fashion Police shows. I actually never watched much Fashion Police, but I think I’ll tune in with DVR on this one to see how they handle it.

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