Big Brother Star Lotan Carter’s £12 Million Penis

This one is about a famous male stripper in the UK with a very special penis, who was recently named as one of the housemates on Big Brother in the UK.

Lotan, from Essex, started stripping aged just 21, and has since travelled the country whipping his kit off and flashing his bits for shrieking and sexed-up punters.

Four years ago his then girlfriend Tanya Bailey revealed that he had got his precious appendage insured after one of his colleagues had been injured by an overzealous fan.

Check the rest out here. You know, all jokes aside, this is actually more interesting than you might imagine. They go on to mention that Tanya got so excited during sex she wound up breaking his penis, and then they mention that time with a rubber band when his penis turned purple.

Don’t Be A 26 Year Old Blogging Penis

I don’t have any links to this one. It’s just a small point I’d like to make, which I don’t normally do.

It’s just that recently I saw this smug little 26 year old book blogger who thinks he knows the definition of good writing. Unfortunately, in his lame attempt to make his point he only came off looking like one huge penis.

It’s one thing to review a book or story with your opinion, but telling other people that you know the definition of good writing will only make you look stupid to people who know better. You can spot bad writing at a glance, but last I heard no one with half a brain has ever been able to “splain” good writing.

Because that’s too subjective.

Everyone has a different writing style, and whether you like that style or not us up to you. However, you don’t preach what “good writing” is unless you want to come off looking like a 26 year old book blogging penis.

She Wrote “Penis” On His Mojito Cup

This happened at Starbucks recently.

Danny Matthews had popped into his local Starbucks in Wimbledon on Monday afternoon, to get an iced drink to cool himself down in the heat.

However, he was a little confused after being handed his blackberry mojito tea lemonade only to find the barista had written ‘Penis’ instead of ‘Danny’.

Here’s the rest of the story. He can’t wait to go back again for more.

Penis Size Anxiety Causes Big Problems

This is disturbing.

A 27-year-old man recently lost R190 000 to a bogus traditional healer who promised him a bigger penis. This happened in the Pretoria CBD. Police say the victim was lured by a pamphlet that looks something like this:

There’s more here. Main point: there are a lot of scammers out there. Beware.