Bee Stings His Penis
Here’s something you might find interesting. It’s about where your tax dollars are going…in one case, for a bee to sting a guy’s dick.
Taxpayers paid for one scientist to have a bee sting his penis, and paid other researchers to figure out that cheerleaders look more attractive in a group than individually, according to a painful new survey of wasteful spending being released Tuesday by Sen. Jeff Flake.
At a time of tight budgets and demands for new spending, including money to fight Zika, to repair water pipes in Flint, Michigan, and to combat the growing opioid epidemic, Mr. Flake said the existence of ridiculous research projects funded by taxpayers shows there’s plenty of room to cut to pay for those needs.
According to the report, the researcher grabbed the bee by the wings and “pressed against the desired sting location.” The stinger “was left in the skin for 1 minute, then removed with forceps.”
Wait until you see the wet dog shake study…to see how long it takes a dog to shake itself dry.
Unlock Your Phone With Your Penis
Evidently, there’s a way to unlock your phone with your dick. But you have to have a Samsung Galaxy S7 and it hasn’t been totally proven yet.
“Boredom and curiosity got the best of me,” user meatwad75892 wrote on Reddit. “Tonight I discovered that you can successfully register & unlock a Galaxy S7 with a penis as a ‘fingerprint‘.”
He said he “had to get this info out there. So if you’re just as curious as I was and happen to have a Y chromosome, turn your junk upside down and give it a shot.”
You can read the rest here.
The problem is that no one feels comfortable trying this method out. I have an iPhone, so don’t look at me. Perhaps the government can fund a new study, because they do that so well.
Dan Savage and His Political Agenda
Speaking of big penis news, once again, someone with a fairly high profile in the LGBT community has decided to tell us all what to do and how to think…because that’s what they do. This time it’s good old Dan Savage, again. And he’s promoting his Hillary Clinton agenda. You all know I never get political here on this blog, or in my books, because I respect your opinions and I don’t want you to think like I do. You don’t have to do that. You can have your own opinions.
In any event, Savage said this…
‘She wasn’t always good on gay marriage, but neither was Barack Obama,’ Savage said.
‘When you go to somebody, go to a politician, and you say, “Please change your mind,” when they change their mind, you don’t then spend the rest of their lives going, “F*ck you for not changing your mind sooner!” You say, “Welcome to the right side of this issue, we’re glad to have you.”
He’s right about that. NO ONE outwardly supported gay marriage. NO ONE. This is why I’m so undecided about my vote this fall. Right now, like many other Americans, I don’t have a clue how I’ll vote and I’m not for or against any one particular candidate…as of this moment.
However, I’m not praising Hillary Clinton or anyone else for finally coming to the “right side” of the issue. No one should get that kind of a free pass. That’s like patting someone on the back because they changed their minds about slavery and civil rights. What I want is for Hillary Clinton and all the other politicians who have come to the “right side” of gay marriage, because it suited their own agendas, to apologize for being so wrong all along. I don’t think that’s too much to ask. I think the LGBTI community deserves that, at the very least.
And this is obviously why I’m not a politician and I’m not getting paid to blow smoke up your ass like Dan Savage. I tell the truth.
But they should start apologizing now. We deserve that. Gay marriage is a HUGE issue in too many ways to list right now and it was NOT just about the love and romance in RL. And we should stop giving them free passes when they’re wrong.