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2012’s Most Overused Words: Epic; Awesome; Heh…

About once a week I try to find time to sit down and check out words. I’m talking about words in general, to see if I can find something I don’t use often or have never used before. Unfortunately, this post about overused words all started with me looking for homophones and turned into something completely different altogether.

I came across one web site that had a list of the most overused words of 2012, and then did another search and came up with so many lists like this there didn’t seem to be an end. Now keep in mind I didn’t come up with any of these lists and I’ve never really paid that much attention to things like this. But I do find it interesting because I know other people who do. My literary agent friend, for example, despises the word “awesome.” He’s not fond of “hopefully” either. In fact, he’s told me if he sees a query letter with either of those two words it’s automatic slush pile material. He’s been known to correct people in public as well.

As it turns out, the word “awesome” is on almost all the lists of overused words I found. “Hopefully” isn’t there, but there are several others that seem to turn up on almost all the lists. Words like “epic” and “seriously” seem to be the most overused…some of these web sites get downright snarky about it. I’ve been guilty of some of these things myself, but I try to stay away from trendy things while I’m writing unless it’s part of dialogue that is important to the character. I have had characters use the word “seriously” more than once, as part of their natural dialogue. I go through stages sometimes where I use it in my daily speech as well.

In any event, here are a few links to the most overused words in 2012, with a few examples.

Urban Dictionary gets very entertaining with the word “epic.”

the most overused word ever, next to fail. for even more asshole points, use them together to form “epic fail.”


everything is epic now. epic car. epic haircut. epic movie. epic album. epic shut the fuck up.

saying “epic win” doesn’t make you sound any better, either. and for fucks sake, don’t ever say it in person.

 
At the risk of further offense, here’s another spoiler alert: The phrase receiving the most nominations this year is “fiscal cliff,” banished because of its overuse by media outlets when describing across-the-board federal tax increases and spending cuts that economists say could harm the economy in the new year without congressional action.


To be honest, I didn’t even know what the hell “fiscal cliff” meant until someone told me. I don’t pay attention to politics because I find most politicians are liars and scoundrels, and every time I heard this it sounded so political I automatically dismissed it. Sometimes things work out just the right way.
 
 
“Heh” works in chat clients, but in comments it’s like unzipping your fly: OK with another person with the context and the right atmosphere, but do it in front of every without warning and nothing good is about to be revealed. It condenses more smugness than Wall Street into an almost lethally superior syllable. “Heh” is the evil opposite of “LOL.”
 
 
No argument from me with this one. Never used it and never will.
 
 
Those aren’t my words, which is why I put them in quotes. But this web site hates “epic” so much they go into a detailed explanation of how the word should actually be used.
 
 
The word “epic” is one of the most misused and overused filler words in the English language. Here are examples of its misuse on Facebook and Twitter:
 
We got front lawn seats and it was fucking epic.
 
Epic. Where? 
 
 If you check out the link you’ll see the correct definition of epic is explained in detail, and very well, with some entertaining photos to enforce the stand. There’s even a poll being taken over at sodahead, to see whether or not “epic,” “awesome,” or “amazing” is the most overused word. The comments are a treat.   Along with some words I’ve mentioned already, you’ll find a few more here. But it’s really the comment thread that is most interesting here as well. Some people don’t like being told certain words are overused. And they aren’t shy about expressing their opinions. One might even say it’s “epic.”  

Here’s a dictionary of despicable words.  One of these words is something that bothers me every time I see it.
  
firstly. Why the ly? Simplify.

Exactly! I couldn’t have said it better. I feel the same way about secondly, thirdly, and fourthly, etc…There’s really no need for the ly. First, second, third, and so on does the job. I will never forget this experience: as a freshman in college majoring in English, I wrote a paper and used “firstly,” and the professor handed it back to me with a huge red circle around it and used it as an example in front of the entire class. Of course he was right. And I never did THAT again.  

I could list more, because there doesn’t seem to be an end. And frankly, some of the other web sites were so stupid it’s not worth linking to them. One jumped into a big thing about how the word “gay” is so overused. They also commented on how it can be a insult to gay people when it’s used in a derogatory way. It often is used in a derogatory way. But they did it with such backhanded comments I’m not sure if they are supporting gays or slamming them.  

In any event, words and language change all the time. And the links above are a good examples of what was hot yesterday isn’t so much today. At least I’ll start working on not using “seriously.”

             

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Tampon Ad: Seriously "Awesome" Link?


I had a completely different post in mind for today. But a friend sent me a link and I decided to post about this instead.

I’ll be honest. I’m not always big on “awesome.” Most of the time what I see being called awesome is anything but awesome.

And, for the record, not everyone thinks what I’m linking to is awesome, considering the fact that it’s a tampon ad for Johnson and Johnson. Click this link after you’ve clicked the “awesome” link below to get a better understanding of what it’s all about. If you don’t do this, you won’t have a clue, trust me. I couldn’t figure out why they were apologizing.

Here’s the e-mail as I received it, and the link to all this alleged “awesomeness” is below:

IT REALLY WORKS.
I had to wait longer than 60 seconds. Be sure to wait until all the letters on the aqua colored card turn white. It will be worth it.

After you type your first name a card comes up with Sorry Sorry Sorry on it.
Just wait about 60 seconds or maybe a little more. Be patient. The words will turn white, then……. Trust me, you’ll love it.
Amazing what people are doing with computers today

And here’s the link.