Naked Crossfit Anyone?
The other day I was on social media for a few minutes and I spotted an update on FB that made a claim that FB would be charging people to join on a monthly basis in November. At first, my instinct was to laugh because I don’t think I’d pay to be on FB even if they only charged a dollar a month…50 cents would be too much. The comment thread on the update grew fierce and I started to wonder if the article was true. I never forgot the time I shared an update about Marty McFly and Back to the Future that wasn’t true.
Ultimately, I did a check and the FB update about FB charging fees turned out to be a hoax that went viral, and it’s not the first time that’s happened with that topic. That same FB story has been going around for a couple of years. So when I spotted this article about naked Crossfit classes I got the same feeling I did about the FB update, and sure enough, fake, fake as ever.
Here’s the original article about naked Crossfit…which has never been updated.
A CrossFit gym called Spartan Mentality in Aarhus Denmark, is offering its gym-goers a nude CrossFit workout session on Sunday evenings, according to The Gaily Grind.
But sadly the news that a gym in Aarhus is offering these workouts, which is going viral as we speak, is no more real than that Terminator scene.
It all started with an article in the Gaily Grind yesterday (while the story is a hoax, that apparently exists) that was soon picked up by the Huffington Post and many, many more.
My point here is simple: beware of anything you see that sounds as if it’s too peculiar to be true. It probably is a hoax. And be even more careful about clicking links on any social media that sound as if they are too interesting to be true, you could wind up with a virus. I know people who have paid hundreds of dollars to tech people thanks to those links.
To be fair, Gaily Grind did update their article, stating it was all a hoax. You can read that here.
Now if we could only get a few bloggers in romanceland to stop printing hearsay.
Senator Jim Ferlo Comes Out
I actually watched this unfold on my local Philadelphia news station this evening, and I felt almost the same way I did when I watched NJ Governor, Jim McGreevey, come out on TV during a press conference years ago. Only this time Sen. Ferlo came out with a smile on his face, without a hint of shame, and there wasn’t a hint of defense on his part. I honestly never thought I would see that come to pass in my lifetime.
However, there has been an update since that was written. Three people have been charged in the Philadelphia gay bashing incident, all from right here in Bucks County, PA. But NOT from New Hope. Bucks County is large, and going from New Hope to some parts of the county is like going from New York to Mississippi.
District Attorney Seth Williams said Tuesday that charges have been approved for three of them, 24-year-olds Philip Williams and Katherine Knott and 26-year-old Kevin Harrigan, all of suburban Bucks County.
The title of this part of the post is self-explanatory and I’m not going to elaborate much. It talks about the act/art of anal oral sex and offers five tips, plus, on how to do it correctly. It mentions nothing about holding your nose.
Here’s one, verbatim:
1. Clean out your ass. It is important to shower before getting your can canoodled. Stick a wet finger into your anus to eliminate fecal remnants from your pucker, or you can use an enema for a thorough rectal rinsing.
Now doesn’t that sound inviting? Well, the rest are even more interesting. Sorry, it’s just not something I’m into and I don’t even use it in sex scenes in books too often. I have done it, but it’s never easy to write because I’m holding my nose for the character performing the act in the book.
But, there are a few more tips, in addition to the first five and I don’t want to be remiss. This list is about the best position for the receiver:
1. Sit on your partners face. (and smile)
8. Suspending yourself upside down, open your legs in a V formation. (just be careful)
And here are a few tips for the giver:
1. Use your breath. Blow warm air onto the anus and the skin surrounding it, or just hover above and breathe against it.
Just to be clear, this is not blowing smoke up someone’s ass. That’s a metaphor. What they’re talking about is real.
And, I would imagine rimming young ass is probably better than old ass, but don’t quote me on that. I don’t have the slightest clue on this one.