Category: all things penis

No Giant Snow Penis Here; No Such Thing As Perfect Penis; Penis Training Sex Toy; Second Chance Box Set by Ryan Field

No Giant Snow Penis Here

It seems there’s a giant snow penis in Gothenburg, Western Sweden, and those who are offended by penis in public places want something done about it fast.

But this is what transpired instead:

They decided to see if they could scrub the image out. However after gingerly approaching the ice, they turned back, fearing that it might be too risky in case the frozen water cracked.


“They judged that the ice would not stay put. They did not dare to go out on to the moat and consequently the artwork is there until thawing weather returns,” Darko Brankovic, director of Gothenburg’s Parks and Landscape Administration (Park- och naturförvaltningens organisation och ledning) told Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet.

Here’s  link to the rest, plus a photo of the actual snow penis.

No Such Thing As Perfect Penis

Since LGBT news is so quiet lately, here’s something from Yahoo about penises and how they claim no penis is ever perfect.

They list 12 examples, and this is one that shows you how to improve the way your penis looks…if you think your penis needs improvement. I guess.

It’s easy to use optical illusions to your advantage. 

If you do want to make your penis look bigger (and we’re not suggesting that you have to), trim the hedges and do some jackknives. Trimmed pubic hair immediately makes your penis look larger by increasing the visual length of the shaft. Groomed goods also keep humidity in your drawers in check, making it more comfortable to exercise. And working out will make you feel better and more confident all around.

I think some of the article is good, and some of it way off base. Not to brag, but I’ve seen a penis or two that are pretty close to damn near perfect and I have a feeling that whoever wrote this article…Ironically or sarcastically a dude named Richard Dixon…hasn’t seen much penis at all.

Penis Training Sex Toy

There’s not much I like about crowdfunding campaigns so I hesitated before linking to this one. I’ve seen too many scams and too many who have been burned. In one particular case, I’ve seen people with good intentions give away hard earned money to bloggers who are making well over six figures a year for legal defenses in defamation cases…and the bloggers did NOT win. It’s scary, and Kool Aide seems to come in a variety of proverbial flavors these days and too many are willing to drink it.
But this is interesting, it seems legit, and it might actually be a product that does help…and work. In short, it’s a masturbation device designed to help “train” the penis, which I think means to keep it up longer.

  Unlike Fleshlight, though, Blewit is intended both to deliver “a mind-blowingly better masturbation experience” and to offer “performance training” to “increase your sexual stamina.”

One might logically wonder why such a thing even needs to exist. According to the product tagline, it’s “because not all performance training happens in the gym.”

You can read the rest here. So far this campaign has raised about $20,000 since last Friday night.

Second Chance Box Set by Ryan Field

Here’s a box set, in e-book or print, for the Second Chance series. This isn’t the kind of series where the same characters continue moving forward from book to book.  This series has stand alone books, all the characters and situations in each book are different, and the theme of the series is focused on getting a second chance in life…not maybe not. That all depends.

Here’s the Amazon Link.

Truth About Penis Size; Penis Englargement Products; Thickest Penis Ever

Truth About Penis Size
I’m out of the office Thursday and Friday this week, but I’ve written posts ahead of time that will go up automatically. So instead of the usual Friday excerpt, this week I decided to focus on all things Penis. It’s an age old topic, the truth about penis size. Some think it doesn’t matter and others will stand firmly in the belief that anything too large or too small ruins it for them.


Here’s why sexologists say size doesn’t matter. Any size penis can provide great pleasure for the man it’s attached to. An estimated 95 percent of penises are average size (3 to 5 inches flaccid, 5 to 7 inches erect). Very few are significantly larger or smaller. When women have been surveyed about what they want in a lover, they consistently mention attractiveness, kindness, caring, listening, sense of humor, and shared interests and values. Very few mention penis size. Finally, sex therapists report that women clients almost never complain about their partner’s size. As a result, most sexologists say size doesn’t matter.


There have been many articles written on this topic and I’ve never seen a solid conclusion drawn. Unfortunately, you won’t find one in this article either. But there is some interesting information.


You can read more here:


Penis Enlargement Products


This article is from the Mayo Clinic. If you’re like me and you spend even a small amount of time online daily you’ll come across many advertorials that sound like real articles but in reality they’re only hawking a product, and it’s usually a questionable product at that…something you don’t need and will never need. The truth is there are no penis enlargement products out there with any substantial back up to prove them effective. In other words, don’t buy magic beans.


However, there’s very little scientific support for any nonsurgical methods to enlarge the penis. And no reputable medical organization endorses penis surgery for purely cosmetic reasons. Most of the techniques you see advertised are ineffective, and some can damage your penis. So think twice before trying any of them.


You can read more here.


Thickest Penis Ever


So much is mentioned about penis length I always think we get it wrong and more of the focus should be on girth…just saying. According to this next link, there’s a dude five inches in girth.


And here’s a link to one of those Yahoo threads that actually discusses thick penis in detail.


And finally, this forum talks about a penis 13 inches round.


Free Friday excerpt will return next week.  

Alain Lamas NSFW; Kickstarter Fail; All Things Penis

Alain Lamas NSFW

I recently accepted a friend request on Facebook and didn’t pay much attention to it at first. But when I saw an update and did a little checking, I found this interesting web site by Alain Lamas. As the title suggests, it’s NSFW. But I think it’s interesting to see something this independent. Most of the time it’s the same old run of the mill entertainment sites that always tend to exploit models. This looks different, and like a lot of indie authors I know, I think this model is taking his career into his own hands, so to speak.

There’s nothing to really excerpt here, so I’ll just give a link. Unlike a few careless bloggers I know, I can’t post photos because I would be infringing on his copyrights. The majority of the site is paid content, but you can browse for free just to check “things” out.

Kickstarter Fail

I’m back and forth with Kickstarter all the time, and one of the reasons is because of this article I’m linking to now.

A 30-year-old webcomics artist who raised more than $50,000 on Kickstarter has burned the books his donors paid for because, he says, he ran out of money to ship them.

In late February, John Campbell, who lives in Wicker Park, told his fans on the online crowdsourcing platform that “It’s Over” and published a video of himself burning 127 copies of his book, “Sad Pictures for Children.”

You can read more here.

And here’s a link to the author’s page where it gets even worse.

I shipped about 75% of kickstarter rewards to backers. I will not be shipping any more. I will not be issuing any refunds. For every message I receive about this book through e-mail, social media or any other means, I will burn another book.

There’s also a video of him burning the books. I’m serious.

What I don’t understand is that there a plenty of good charities that need support and need money. Why throw good money after bad by giving it away to someone like THIS?

All Things Penis

In yet another creative attempt to stand out in social media, there’s a Pinterest account about all things penis.

There’s a photo of a penis park in Korea. A photo of penis topiaries. And even a photo of a penis faucet in someone’s kitchen.

You can check this out here.

You should see what they did with eggshells.


Seven Famous Penises; Museum Penis; Penis Facts

Seven Famous Penises

There’s been a lot written out there about penises, but much hasn’t been publicized well. So I thought I would start to focus on the topic once in a while, for both educational and recreational reasons.

Here’s an article that talks about the seven most famous penises in history. I know that might sound a little self-indulgent on my part. But it’s not every day you come across a list like that and I thought I would share.


The penis. So well-known, yet so enigmatic. For many women, the human penis remains one of life’s eternal mysteries. When we here at The Frisky Labs aren’t sitting around talking about our vaginas, we sit around talking about men’s penises. How do they work? Why do they look like that? What is the deal? We may not have answers, but we do have a lot of questions. In the spirit of better understanding this elusive member of the male anatomy, we bring you some of the most notorious phalluses in human history.


You can read the article in full, here. A few names might surprise you.


Museum Penis


In keeping with today’s theme of all things penis, this next article discusses penises at the American Museum of Natural History.


 It will make you feel like a kid again, if only because all the nudity will lower your maturity level significantly. Seriously, the place puts more dick in your face than a glory hole on Christopher Street. It really seems to emphasize the “natural” over the “history.” Here, we collect every single penis exhibited in the entire museum. You’re welcome.


Penis Facts


I think some of the things in his article are very interesting. It’s a list of facts about the penis that’s more academic than naughty.


Here’s one:


The word “penis” is from the Latin meaning “tail.” The plural of penis is penises or penes. The word “phallus” is sometimes used to mean “penis,” but traditionally it is used to describe images or symbols of the penis.


You can read the rest here, which will be followed very soon with a penis quiz.


Porn Guy Allowed in School; Peen Worship; He Swung Like a Helicopter

Porn Guy Allowed in School

Yesterday I posted about an eighteen year old guy who was bullied and thrown out of a Florida school because it was disclosed he participated in an all gay porn film to help make money to support his family. In a follow up report, they are now claiming he’s been allowed back in school.

18-year-old Florida high school student Robert Merucci has had his suspension from school lifted after a backlash against the school authorities who suspended him after he was bullied at school for appearing in gay porn.

You can read more here. The article also gets into more detail about why this student was kicked out of school. One of the kids bullying him claimed he made a threat. He denied this and the principal believed him.

There’s always more to the story.

Peen Worship

First, I did not write this. I’m only linking to it and bringing it up, so please don’t associate me with it. I just thought it was interesting from a bystander’s POV. It’s an article about how women can really impress their men. You know, one of THOSE. And it’s an article about how women need to learn more about penis worship to please their men. Once again, I have nothing to do with it.

“Penises are ugly, little shriveled tails hanging off the front of a man (until they’re not),” says Fiore, “but the emotional connection a guy feels for his genitalia is something between love and obsession. Men spend a crazy, ridiculous, and unhealthy amount of time thinking about their genitalia, what their genitalia is feeling, what they WANT it to feel, and how they can make it feel that way. That’s why one powerful male fantasy revolves around the power of the penis.”

It’s a long article, and some might say it devolves from there. But what I found most interesting is that in the gay world penis worship is often taken for granted so much we don’t even discuss it. In fact, I remember once writing a scene in a book about it and I had to actually explain it to the female editor because she’d never even heard of penis worship. Of course some gay men are more into that brand of worship than others. But I’ve yet to meet a gay man in my lifetime who would compare a penis to an ugly, little shriveled tail.

You can read more here.

Here’s a comment thread about whether gay men like penis more than straight women. Again, I didn’t come up with this either. Don’t blame me.

He Swung Like a Helicopter

Sometimes in doing searches I come across older articles that catch my eye. In this case it’s an article that dates back to December about a man who was charged for allegedly pulling his penis out of his pants and swinging it around like a helicopter. A couple of women were not amused, and the bad simile has nothing to do with it.

Police reports also say he told the women he had a gun, and that they were “coming with him.”

One of the women flagged down a passing police car and told officers Harvell had approached her from behind and grabbed her by the arm.

She said he then took his penis out of his trousers and was “swinging it around in a rotary helicopter motion.”

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I do remember one time when a brave young woman I knew in college had her vagina pierced and she lifted her dress to show me and a few other people. I didn’t actually scream, but I felt like flagging down a policeman, too.

Friday Comes: All Things Penis

While searching for various words to use instead of penis (that weren’t slang, already over-used, and uncouth), I came across a few interesting web sites and wound up getting lost over the rainbow in all things penis. And while I didn’t find any words that work better than what I’ve been using for years in erotic fiction (plain and simple still works best), I did find a few interesting facts I didn’t know.

But if you don’t like penis, you might want to skip this post.  

4 Penis Myths Busted Here’s one I found interesting:

Although there’s plenty of research investigating the health benefits of semen, telling your date that your stuff is low-carb is not going to fly. (Unless you’ve been dying to have drink thrown in your face.) “Semen is mostly fruit sugar [fructose] and enzymes—not low-carb,” says Marc Goldstein, M.D., a professor of reproductive medicine and urology at Cornell University’s Weill Medical College.

Penis Synonyms

This one will lead you to a long list of words that can replace penis. But as I stated above, most wouldn’t work in erotica unless you’re using dialogue and that’s how the character speaks. Or for some other unusual circumstance that might crop up while you’re writing.

Frankly, I’d never heard of “ding dong mcdork, dude piston, or short arm,” not to mention a few others, like “meter long king kong dong.” But if you are looking for different words in place of penis…aside from the two most common we all know and love…this is the place to go.

On a web site called “Thought Catalogue,” I found something unusual about how a penis feels.

You can get there from here.

It’s like the start of an adventure when you are giddily anticipating what is going to happen when you start touching one and you haven’t had time for anything to feel boring or disappointing.

As I said, a very interesting article, and you’ll probably stop and think twice while you’re reading it.

This link is just outright painful in more ways that one. I suggest thinking twice before clicking it, because I’m not going to even get into what it’s about in this post. The only hints I’ll give are that it involves a Japanese chef who is asexual and wanted cook up something unusual. Unfortunately, there are photos, too.

For something a little lighter, check out this web site that measures the distance a penis will travel. It’s a quiz or something where you can find out the actual distance your penis goes during a romantic encounter, or in your lifetime.

definition: The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime. c/oUrban Dictionary

How to say penis in any language could be a great help to authors who write about foreign locations, or characters from different countries. I wish I’d seen this one when I was writing a book with a British character a few years ago. I could have used “plonker” in a few places with dialogue. I actually find it to be an interesting word and I’d love to find out how it became synonymous with penis.

From what I gather, this web site is a lot like facbook, except it’s focused on penis. In fact, it’s a social network that is only about networking penis and nothing else. You have to be 18 to enter, and the photos are explicit. So you’ve been warned.

And for those who lean more toward scientific data, here’s a web site that explains how a male opossum’s penis is bifurcated. I didn’t know this one either. It stunned me to think such a thing existed.

Because opossums mate quickly and birth is a rather low-key affair with the young being so tiny, an amusing myth was created. The belief was that the male used his bifurcated penis to eject sperm into the female’s nose (well, it was the right size and shape). She then sneezed the tiny babies into her pouch (she wasn’t sneezing, she was licking the hair to make the babies journey to the teats easier).

This is what bifurcated means:

 The male opossum has a two-pronged, or bifurcated, penis, and when he ejaculates sperm, they swim in pairs.

Now that’s not something you read everyday of the week.

Finally, here are the Top Ten Penises of All Time!!

I can’t help thinking about what a great title that would be for a book.

Photo courtesy of this wonderful photographer. I so wish there were more like this, who are willing to share images. Please take the time to check it out!!  I would have had to take a photo of my own crotch had I not found this one.