Canada’s Chief Medical Officer is Now Telling Us How To Have Sex During Coronavirus Sex Time

Well, I guess this has been long overdue. I’m stunned I haven’t seen it sooner. Canada’s Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Teresa Tam, is now telling us how to have sex. All of us, not just gay people either. 

And, get this, she believes getting off solo is the best possible solution. 

Skip kissing and consider wearing a mask when having sex to protect yourself from catching the coronavirus, Canada’s chief medical officer said on Wednesday, adding that going solo remains the lowest risk sexual option in a pandemic.

Here’s more.  The good news is that she claims you can’t catch COVID from come. So it sounds as if giving a guy a blowie is okay but kissing is taboo. But please don’t quote me on that. I haven’t even had take out food since March.

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