The Most Insane Penis Stories
Here’s something I found that I thought was worth sharing. My Facebook friends won’t get it, but I know my Internet followers enjoy these posts, and that’s why I do them. The majority of my hits in the last ten years have always come from random Google searches, not from romance readers or people who follow me on social media. And I like that, and I like reaching people from all over the world. That’s the only reason I keep blogging.
In any event, this is a year old, but it’s from Men’s Health so it’s totally SFW, and the stories are timeless.
This year we also addressed why your groin feels like a bag of worms (and why that’s bad), how a penis piercing will change your sex life, and why you might get pearly penile papules. And after all that, there was still more. Here are ten crazy stories that prove 2017 really was the year of the…
Encounters With HUGE Penises
Here are a few stories from Buzz Feed readers about their personal encounters with huge penises.
A little while ago I was pretty much IN LOVE with this guy that appeared on my favorite reality TV show. I was a fan and would watch his Instagram live every chance I got. One day he noticed me from a comment I made and sent me a DM. We exchanged numbers and ended up developing a long-distance relationship, and he sent me a dick pic that pretty much made me choke on my coffee.
There’s a lot more here.
Penis Stories From Reddit
This is more entertaining than it is factual. But that’s how they roll over at Reddit and it’s hard to ignore sometimes. I thought this one was amusing.
So there I am, sitting on top of my friend’s shoulders with a mammoth boner resting on the back of his neck. He then realizes what’s going on and lets out a loud “What the f*ck?!” Public humiliation and social awkwardness ensue.”
You can check that out at this link.