The Next World’s Largest Penis; The Fake News With Ted Helms; Aaron Carter Is Ready To Date Men

The Next World’s Largest Penis

It seems as if the guy I’ve been posting about with the world’s largest penis now has competition.
But now, a certain Jonah Falcon, the media-savvy owner of a 13.5-inch penis, is here to tell the world that Cabrera “cheated” and his penis is legit terrifying/enchanting.
See, Cabrera “created” his shambling Frankenstein of a penis by using weights and stretching out his foreskin. Says Falcon: Cheating, cheater, he’s a cheat.

The Fake News With Ted Helms

If you’re like me, you’ve become both disillusioned and amused with cable TV news programs. It started for me long before Trump became President. About 10 years ago, I started seeing a pattern in all cable news shows where accuracy was less important than sensationalism. And they (cable news people like Jake Tapper) do this with honest straight faces, as if they really believe their own bullshit, and they expect you to believe it, too. 
Well, Ted Helms is now poking a little fun at them. 
Instead, his aim is to mock cable news. “We really wanted to poke fun at cable news as its own target,” says Helms, a self-confessed news junkie, who likens it to professional wrestling.

“In looking at the news outlets, you realize pretty quickly that they have more in common than they are different,” he says. “They do have an editorial ideology that’s different, but once you peel that back, they’re all the same.” He points to their use of tired tropes and “cage matches,” adding, “It’s heartbreaking sometimes to see how transparently jaded and biased some of the news presentation is.”

Here’s the rest. It’s really hard to single out any one cable news show in particular. They’re all full of crap. I never thought I’d say this, but I’m actually finding the best and most accurate news from sources like Variety, The Hollywood Reporter, and TMZ these days. 

You can find this on Comedy Central. 

Aaron Carter Is Ready To Date Men

You just have to wonder sometimes if this kind of thing is strictly for publicity, but it’s still something you can’t resist. 

“I definitely embrace my bisexuality and, you know, it’s still new to me. I just started talking about it, really. I have my confusions and I’m still learning about the community.
Who knows what the future has to bring, whether it’s a relationship with a guy, I don’t have a problem with that. It’s something that I’ve already thought about for the album after this one. It’s already been thought through.”
Here’s more. There are photos, too. I like him. I hope he can get it together. 

FREE Giveaway A Christmas Carl

And don’t forget my publisher is doing a free giveaway at Goodreads for A Christmas Carl.

Chase of a Christmas Dream by [Field, Ryan]

Altered Parts

 Said With Care

A PG Rated Gay Romance

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